The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

[GH2001]

If we had only had Nate McLouth and Jordan Shaeffer available.

Brooks Conrad scoffs at your passing him over.

[Snaggletiger]

Brooks Conrad scoffs at your passing him over.

Eric Hinske and his .233 average take issue with you.

[Buzz Killington]

Lost in all of this is that Pujols' streak of 30HR/100RBI/.300BA to start a career ended last night, as he ended at 99RBI and a .299BA.

He can start a new streak in the pinstripes next season...

[Snaggletiger]

He can start a new streak in the pinstripes next season...

Holy Coowww....

[AUJarhead]

He can start a new streak in the pinstripes next season...

Theo Epstein's big signing?

[GH2001]

Theo Epstein's big signing?

Wrong GM?

[War Eagle!!!]

Wrong GM?

I think that he is inferring that with the collapse of the Sox and the Hendry firing, that Epstein will possibly be working for the Cubs.

Just a hunch though...

[AUJarhead]

I think that he is inferring that with the collapse of the Sox and the Hendry firing, that Epstein will possibly be working for the Cubs.

Just a hunch though...

Yep.

[GH2001]

Yep.

I actually haven't heard that rumor. Very interesting.

[Tiger Wench]

Fuck all y'all.

Never mind that Bud fucking Seelig is blocking the sale of the Fuckasstros. Never mind that r proposed new owner is a Ponzi scheme running racist EEOC violating securities fraud dodging motherfucker with shitty choices in business partners.

We gonna Take it ALL IN 2012, motherfuckers!!

[Token]

Fuck all y'all.

Never mind that Bud fucking Seelig is blocking the sale of the Fuckasstros. Never mind that r proposed new owner is a Ponzi scheme running racist EEOC violating securities fraud dodging motherfucker with shitty choices in business partners.

We gonna Take it ALL IN 2012, motherfuckers!!

You guys stink.

[AUJarhead]

Fuck all y'all.

Never mind that Bud fucking Seelig is blocking the sale of the Fuckasstros. Never mind that r proposed new owner is a Ponzi scheme running racist EEOC violating securities fraud dodging motherfucker with shitty choices in business partners.

We gonna Take it ALL IN 2012, motherfuckers!!

We can't start the 2012 Bitch and Moan thread until sometime in April.

[Buzz Killington]

We can't start the 2012 Bitch and Moan thread until sometime in April.

Pfft.


Signed,

Mike Quade

[Tiger Wench]

We can't start the 2012 Bitch and Moan thread until sometime in April.

It's my thread and I'll bitch and moan if I want to. You would bitch too if it happened to you...

OH WAIT.  IT DID. 

11-6?  REALLY?

Tee.  Hee.

[AUJarhead]

It's my thread and I'll bitch and moan if I want to. You would bitch too if it happened to you...

OH WAIT.  IT DID. 

11-6?  REALLY?

Tee.  Hee.

Shut your ass, cock breath.

[War Eagle!!!]

Shut your ass, cock breath.

Is that an insult?

[Tiger Wench]

Is that an insult?

Not according to my husband...

[AUJarhead]

Is that an insult?

More like a friendly "fuck off."

Not according to my husband...

And it worked.  Series ties 1-1.  I'm calling you "cock break" every day until the Cards season is over.

[Tiger Wench]

More like a friendly "fuck off."

And it worked.  Series ties 1-1.  I'm calling you "cock break" every day until the Cards season is over.

Works for me, Dabo.  The way they are playing, won't be but a couple more days anyway...

[AUJarhead]

Works for me, Dabo.  The way they are playing, won't be but a couple more days anyway...

Which is also working for Auburn.  I'd legally change my name to Dabo if it meant Auburn running the table.