The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #300 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 27, 2011, 04:37:21 PM

I didn't realize the Cubs had to travel to the O's this year.

Wait, the O's would actually stand a chance against the Cubbies.....well maybe not, but they would against the Suckasstros.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #301 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:42:41 PM »

Also, is it sad to anyone else that the fans of the 3 worst teams in MLB are talking smack in this thread? Weak smack, but smack none the less.

jmar · « **Reply #302 on:** June 27, 2011, 06:53:54 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 27, 2011, 04:42:41 PM

Also, is it sad to anyone else that the fans of the 3 worst teams in MLB are talking smack in this thread? Weak smack, but smack none the less.

Nah go right ahead. My team is good but can't do the little things well so they are going to settle for second in their division. And I pulled for this bunch when they were miserably bad too only smack talk wasn't invented yet so we just sat around afterwards wondering why we wasted three and a half hours of our lives when we could have been doing something useful like catching a nap.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #303 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:45:00 AM »

Was just browsing the standings this morning and jesus, i had no idea one team had already made it to 50 losses.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #304 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:52:41 AM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on June 28, 2011, 07:45:00 AM

Was just browsing the standings this morning and jesus, i had no idea one team had already made it to 50 losses.

Uh-oh.

Here it comes...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #305 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:10:35 AM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on June 28, 2011, 07:45:00 AM

Was just browsing the standings this morning and jesus, i had no idea one team had already made it to 50 losses.

You obviously have nothing better to do than to make fun of those who are less fortunate and obviously physically and mentally challenged. That makes you a bad bad bad man. Scum of the earth and the lowest common denominator. I am shocked and appalled that you would stoop so low. You are beneath contempt. How do you look at yourself in the mirror every morning knowing that you made fun of the most helpless, defective and pathetic of God's creatures?

Oh, and fuck you.

AWK · « **Reply #306 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:49:21 AM »

The Braves...I mean Brian McCann won last night.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #307 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 28, 2011, 10:10:35 AM

You obviously have nothing better to do than to make fun of those who are less fortunate and obviously physically and mentally challenged. That makes you a bad bad bad man. Scum of the earth and the lowest common denominator. I am shocked and appalled that you would stoop so low. You are beneath contempt. How do you look at yourself in the mirror every morning knowing that you made fun of the most helpless, defective and pathetic of God's creatures?

Oh, and eff you.

I think you just called Aubie16 a bammer!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #308 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:05:00 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 28, 2011, 12:03:36 PM

I think you just called Aubie16 a bammer!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #309 on:** June 28, 2011, 04:27:59 PM »

I'll be at Camden Yards in Baltimore for the Cardinals/ Orioles game tomorrow night. Can we beat them during our typical middle of the year shitting of the bed? Hmm...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #310 on:** June 28, 2011, 04:29:38 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on June 28, 2011, 04:27:59 PM

I'll be at Camden Yards in Baltimore for the Cardinals/ Orioles game tomorrow night. Can we beat them during our typical middle of the year shitting of the bed? Hmm...

You near the stadium? We're leaving College Park in 30 minutes to go tonight.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #311 on:** June 28, 2011, 05:08:57 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 28, 2011, 04:29:38 PM

You near the stadium? We're leaving College Park in 30 minutes to go tonight.

Yeah... I'm staying at the Sheraton in Center City? West Fayette St.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #312 on:** June 29, 2011, 07:23:56 AM »

Nice ballpark you got there, AUT1.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #313 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:50:47 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 29, 2011, 07:23:56 AM

Nice ballpark you got there, AUT1.

It's awesome, too bad there isn't a team to utilize it.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #314 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:52:41 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 29, 2011, 09:50:47 AM

It's awesome, too bad there isn't a team to utilize it.

After last nights performance by reliever Ryan Franklin, I expect he will either go on the DL for an extended period of time, or just get cut outright. We have the O's to thank for that. I've thought for a month he needed to not be on the active roster, but I don't get paid the big bucks like the GM or LaRussa.

So thanks!

Chopper showed up. Damn, he's short!

AWK · « **Reply #315 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:53:09 AM »

Brian McCann won again last, went 4/5 with an .800 batting average.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #316 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »

Quote from: AWK on June 29, 2011, 10:53:09 AM

Brian McCann won again last, went 4/5 with an .800 batting average.

Perhaps you'd like to trade him to the Cardinals for Ryan Franklin, an empty bucket for popcorn, a half eaten bag of sunflower seeds, and a slightly used rosin bag?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #317 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:08:21 PM »

Quote from: AWK on June 29, 2011, 10:53:09 AM

Brian McCann won again last, went 4/5 with an .800 batting average.

Isn't that redundant fucktard?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #318 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:09:23 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 29, 2011, 10:58:57 AM

Perhaps you'd like to trade him to the Cardinals for Ryan Franklin, an empty bucket for popcorn, a half eaten bag of sunflower seeds, and a slightly used rosin bag?

Sounds like a steal for Atlanta to me.

Jarhead was a cool dude and is spawned from Wookies. Ha!

AWK · « **Reply #319 on:** June 29, 2011, 03:55:12 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 29, 2011, 12:08:21 PM

Isn't that redundant fucktard?

No. 4/5 dictates the hits/at bats, .800 was his batting average. Whore.