The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

AUJarhead · « **Reply #240 on:** June 14, 2011, 01:31:14 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 14, 2011, 01:29:31 PM

Only three teams in the game that are playing worse than them.

Do two of them play in the NL Central?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #241 on:** June 14, 2011, 01:41:14 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 14, 2011, 01:31:14 PM

Do two of them play in the NL Central?

Wow! Well, I never noticed that, but yes they do!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #242 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:43:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2011, 01:07:21 PM

One word. Cam Newton. Okay, that's 2 but you get the idea. According to every person outside the Auburn family, he played every position on offense, defense and special teams.. plus he worked the Dippin' Dots kiosk on the concourse.

Pujols + Cubs =

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #243 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2011, 02:43:16 PM

I knew I liked you for some reason.

I have connections in the Dippin' Dots organization. Just say the word.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #244 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:11:05 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 14, 2011, 01:31:14 PM

Do two of them play in the NL Central?

Fuck you.

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 14, 2011, 01:41:14 PM

Wow! Well, I never noticed that, but yes they do!

And fuck you.

And just for good measure, while I am dishing it out? Fuck Buzz and his Schlubbies too.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #245 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:12:33 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 03:11:05 PM

Fuck you.
And fuck you.

And just for good measure, while I am dishing it out? Fuck Buzz and his Schlubbies too.

What'd we do? Oh wait...nothing. Same as last year.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #246 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:17:03 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 03:11:05 PM

eff you.
And eff you.

And just for good measure, while I am dishing it out? eff Buzz and his Schlubbies too.

What did I do? Jarhead was the one that pointed it out.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #247 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:18:05 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 14, 2011, 03:17:03 PM

What did I do? Jarhead was the one that pointed it out.

She just enjoys fucking people...uh, fucking WITH people.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #248 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2011, 03:18:05 PM

She just enjoys fucking people...uh, fucking WITH people.

Either answer would have been acceptable.

GH2001 · « **Reply #249 on:** June 14, 2011, 05:02:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 03:11:05 PM

Fuck you.
And fuck you.

And just for good measure, while I am dishing it out? Fuck Buzz and his Schlubbies too.

What the hell? GH doesnt get a fuck?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #250 on:** June 14, 2011, 05:07:23 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on June 14, 2011, 05:02:20 PM

What the hell? GH doesnt get a fuck?

Fuck you, cockbreath.

Better?

GH2001 · « **Reply #251 on:** June 14, 2011, 05:12:10 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 14, 2011, 05:07:23 PM

Fuck you, cockbreath.

Better?

No. A fuck from TW would be better. She has tits.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #252 on:** June 14, 2011, 07:23:58 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on June 14, 2011, 05:02:20 PM

What the hell? GH doesnt get a fuck?

You brought coat tail smack. You have to wait for Snaggie's sloppy seconds.

jmar · « **Reply #253 on:** June 14, 2011, 10:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 07:23:58 PM

You brought coat tail smack. You have to wait for Snaggie's sloppy seconds.

Don't forget the fucktard...redheads find him irresistable.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #254 on:** June 14, 2011, 11:33:55 PM »

The Suckasstros lost to the GAWT DAMN Pirates tonight. Ain't nobody gettin' NOTHIN!!!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #255 on:** June 14, 2011, 11:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 11:33:55 PM

The Suckasstros lost to the GAWT DAMN Pirates tonight. Ain't nobody gettin' NOTHIN!!!

I really feel for your husband during baseball season.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #256 on:** June 15, 2011, 12:42:20 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2011, 11:40:00 PM

I really feel for your husband during baseball season.

Did you say something? Wench is in a bad mood and not giving anyone anything tonight and your avatar.....it's all too much....can't process....

AUJarhead · « **Reply #257 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:32:27 AM »

Fuck the bullpen.

That is all.

GH2001 · « **Reply #258 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:10:41 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 15, 2011, 07:32:27 AM

Fuck the bullpen.

That is all.

And to the Nats eh? Yikes.

AWK · « **Reply #259 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:17:10 AM »

The Braves lose to the Mets...The circle of motherfuckin' life I tell ya.