The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #180 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:33:39 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 06, 2011, 12:49:24 PM

Baltimore Orioles 26 31 .456

That isn't terrible. Only 5 under.

And for good measure (because it's Go Fuck Yourself, Wench Week):
Houston Astros 23 37 .383

AUJarhead · « **Reply #181 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:37:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 06, 2011, 04:33:39 PM

I wish you cared more.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #182 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:39:22 PM »

I hate this shit. I can't even talk smack to Wench anymore. Fuck you Mike Quade. I hope the entire front office gets the goat aids from Thayer.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #183 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:53:58 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 06, 2011, 04:37:20 PM

I wish you cared more.

I know - it's like talking football smack to Tulane fans. Even if you find one who gives a damn, it's like beating up a cripple. I wish I had a reason to care, but gotdamn, they suck so fucking badly that I don't even have the energy to fart in their general direction.

Orioles and Cubbies, you guys are just pitiful - you always are and you always will be. You have no clue what it is like to grab for the brass ring. But we got there... we were on top... and now we are here... rock bottom.

I am not sure if I agree with Shakespeare - I am not sure if it is better to have won and lost, than never to have won at all...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #184 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:55:01 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 06, 2011, 04:39:22 PM

I hate this shit. I can't even talk smack to Wench anymore. Fuck you Mike Quade. I hope the entire front office gets the goat aids from Thayer.

You never could talk smack to me, little man. Cubbies SUCK. Truf.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #185 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 06, 2011, 04:39:22 PM

I hate this shit. I can't even talk smack to Wench anymore. Fuck you Mike Quade. I hope the entire front office gets the goat aids from Thayer.

You'll have bragging rights on me starting in 2012.

Just look what you have to look forward to:

* How important is Pujols to the Cardinals' success?

-- When Pujols has driven in a run in a game, the Cardinals have a winning percentage of .695.

-- When Pujols doesn't drive in a run in a game, the Cardinals have a winning percentage of .450.

-- When Pujols homers in a game, the team's winning percentage is .714. When he doesn't homer, the Cardinals' winning percentage is .519.

What are your thoughts about Big Z's rant?

AWK · « **Reply #186 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:08:16 PM »

I rofl'ed when I heard the Cub's pitcher refer to them as a Triple A team after the Pujols walkoff homerun. Then, for another laugh, I watch the Braves hit...or lack thereof.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #187 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:16:12 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 06, 2011, 05:05:14 PM

What are your thoughts about Big Z's rant?

Some mediots are trying to compare that to Santo's rant in '69. Bull. Shit.
He is a fucking cancer on the team, and has been for at least 4 seasons now.

I wish he would go back to AAA himself.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #188 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 06, 2011, 05:16:12 PM

Some mediots are trying to compare that to Santo's rant in '69. Bull. Shit.
He is a fucking cancer on the team, and has been for at least 4 seasons now.

I wish he would go back to AAA himself.

Usually, the Cubs don't tolerate this shit. I expect him to be gone, soon. Boston maybe? Isn't Dice K out a while?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #189 on:** June 07, 2011, 05:09:41 PM »

Big Z is a dick.

Most fun I ever had at a Suckasstros' game was on my birthday two years ago, sitting three rows from the rail, and heckling that fat ass motherfucker. He pitched like SHIT that game too, and I give myself all the credit.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #190 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:18:16 AM »

Best record in the game (37-25) and second most blown saves (11).

Not sure I've ever seen that before. Those blown saves are going to come back and bite us, sooner or later. I'd say it helps playing in a weak division, but the Brewers don't look like they are going away.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #191 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:57:21 AM »

As for you, Hollywood, and your fucking Deadbirds?

Fuck you. Fuck you. Aaaaaaaaaand Fuck you.

There. I feel better.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #192 on:** June 08, 2011, 10:12:44 AM »

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #193 on:** June 08, 2011, 10:53:55 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 08, 2011, 10:12:44 AM

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You, sir, are a dickhead.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #194 on:** June 08, 2011, 10:55:24 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 08, 2011, 10:53:55 AM

You, sir, are a dickhead.

One of my more redeeming qualities.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #195 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:01:20 AM »

And my Bravos broke out of their collective hitting funk with one run on two (2) count em'....2 hits last night. And they actually won.

AWK · « **Reply #196 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:33:53 AM »

Yeah, like Snaggle said, Braves won. Shocker... 1 - 0.

jmar · « **Reply #197 on:** June 08, 2011, 10:51:10 PM »

Quote from: AWK on June 08, 2011, 11:33:53 AM

Yeah, like Snaggle said, Braves won. Shocker... 1 - 0.

Braves inching closer behind Lowe's strong outing as Phils lose to Mets.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #198 on:** June 09, 2011, 09:16:03 AM »

Braves eeked one out in extras last night after Kimbrel screwed the pooch in the 9th. I like Kimbrel and I think the guy is going to have a great career as a closer if he stays healthy. But, I'd like to see Gonzales not be so set on bringing him to pitch every 9th inning in a save opportunity. Especially when Venters is so untouchable in the 8th.

AWK · « **Reply #199 on:** June 10, 2011, 11:15:38 AM »

Braves swept the Marlins. They get the suckAsstros tonight. Looking at recent history, they will drop a few.