The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

chinook · « **Reply #320 on:** June 29, 2011, 07:01:07 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 29, 2011, 09:52:41 AM

After last nights performance by reliever Ryan Franklin, I expect he will either go on the DL for an extended period of time, or just get cut outright. We have the O's to thank for that. I've thought for a month he needed to not be on the active roster, but I don't get paid the big bucks like the GM or LaRussa.

So thanks!

Chopper showed up. Damn, he's short!

guess, you won't be impressed by my height...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #321 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:19:28 PM »

Quote from: AWK on June 29, 2011, 03:55:12 PM

No. 4/5 dictates the hits/at bats, .800 was his batting average. Whore.

You are right. You usually are about 1 time out of two, about half the time.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #322 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:29:02 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 29, 2011, 11:19:28 PM

You are right. You usually are about 1 time out of two, about half the time.

or .500

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #323 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 29, 2011, 11:29:02 PM

or .500

...unless he's not.

Boom! Mind blown.

chinook · « **Reply #324 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 29, 2011, 11:29:02 PM

or .500

which is better than .417 <---- war cubbies fantasy baseball winning percentage.

AWK · « **Reply #325 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:44:20 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 29, 2011, 11:19:28 PM

You are right. You usually are about 1 time out of two, about half the time.

- eel

+

- iron

AUJarhead · « **Reply #326 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:08:02 AM »

Chop, you picked a good night to go. Sounds like Carp was dealing.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #327 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:36:32 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 30, 2011, 08:08:02 AM

Chop, you picked a good night to go. Sounds like Carp was dealing.

You're welcome btw.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #328 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:52:25 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 30, 2011, 10:36:32 AM

You're welcome btw.

I propose that if we move teams from the AL/NL, that we ship Philadelphia and another good team, like Atlanta, to the AL East, and Baltimore moves to the NL Central.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #329 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:53:50 AM »

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #330 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:54:50 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 30, 2011, 10:52:25 AM

I propose that if we move teams from the AL/NL, that we ship Philadelphia and another good team, like Atlanta, to the AL East, and Baltimore moves to the NL Central.

That works, I can think of at least two teams that we could finish ahead of........

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #331 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:16:09 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 30, 2011, 08:08:02 AM

Chop, you picked a good night to go. Sounds like Carp was dealing.

Had a lot of fun. Holiday made my BP go up when he dropped that ball (playoff memories)... But a good game for sure.

jmar · « **Reply #332 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:32:23 PM »

http://atlanta.sbnation.com/atlanta-braves/2011/6/19/2232463/mlb-atlanta-braves-trade-rumors-news-deadline

...latest Bravo trade rumors

http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/6/28/2248558/the-braves-brandon-beachy-a-surprise-strikeout-artist

...Brandon Beachy rise from nowhere

jmar · « **Reply #333 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:25:56 PM »

And as I watch and listen to the Atlanta telecast and their marvelling at how close McCann was to hitting a solo dinger to tie it up I am convinced he would be standing on second had he not watched the ball till it hit the wall as he ambled toward second for a sliding certain out. Doesn't matter what happened to Chipper because a base runner at second changes the complexion of the game overall...that's the beauty of baseball.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #334 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:58:05 AM »

Quote from: jmar on July 03, 2011, 08:25:56 PM

And as I watch and listen to the Atlanta telecast and their marvelling at how close McCann was to hitting a solo dinger to tie it up I blah blah blah bla fuck fuck fuckity blah blather blah blah

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #335 on:** July 04, 2011, 08:52:51 AM »

I noticed in the paper yesterday that there are now 2 teams with 50 losses. FML

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #336 on:** July 04, 2011, 08:59:10 AM »

the Bravos lost to my shitty O's

Token · « **Reply #337 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:43:48 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 04, 2011, 08:59:10 AM

the Bravos lost to my shitty O's

Yeah, and I was there, during the hottest day of my life, with my two children. I mean, it did rain for about 15 minutes, but then it went from holy shit hot to super khamahamaha hot.

Fucking Orioles.

jmar · « **Reply #338 on:** July 04, 2011, 04:10:16 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 04, 2011, 12:58:05 AM

I'm sorry, did you say something?

This is about my ABBA comment about six months ago right? Because it can't be over Michael can't hit left handed pitching to save his life Bourn trade rumors.

Anyway,
ABBA sucks

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #339 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:06:12 PM »

Quote from: jmar on July 04, 2011, 04:10:16 PM

This is about my DERP DERP blah blah blecky blah blah babble blah blah

Anyway,
I am a total douche...

FIXT. But I think there is an echo in here. Did you say something?