The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #100 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 06, 2011, 12:10:34 PM

Best Braves team ever! World Series Baby!!!

Damn straight, going to dominate like never before. After the All Star break, I would be surprised if they lost a game. Once again I am jumping off the Oriole's train and hopping on the Braves bandwagon.

WHOOO HOOO, GO BRAVOS! So damn talented and a manager so great the number of consecutive World Series wins will be like nothing ever seen before.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #101 on:** May 06, 2011, 01:34:47 PM »

Ooohhh no you don't. Not this time. Your shit has been blocked from ever reaching, much less having any effect on the baseball karma gods. I've already burned a Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire rookie card at the sacrificial alter and screwed three 17 year old virgins while they wore a Biff Pocaroba road jersey.

Save your weak sauce for something else. BTDub, the Cubbies are looking dangerous this year.

AWK · « **Reply #102 on:** May 06, 2011, 03:17:17 PM »

They play the Phillies tonight and Cliff Lee is pitching, the streak might end tonight...I hope it doesn't.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #103 on:** May 06, 2011, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 06, 2011, 01:34:47 PM

Ooohhh no you don't. Not this time. Your shit has been blocked from ever reaching, much less having any effect on the baseball karma gods. I've already burned a Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire rookie card at the sacrificial alter and screwed three 17 year old virgins while they wore a Biff Pocaroba road jersey.

Save your weak sauce for something else. BTDub, the Cubbies are looking dangerous this year.

As dangerous as this guy?

AWK · « **Reply #104 on:** May 06, 2011, 04:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 06, 2011, 04:39:23 PM

As dangerous as this guy?

Haha, the Guido Bitch behind him mouths: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #105 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:09:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 06, 2011, 12:15:35 PM

Damn straight, going to dominate like never before. After the All Star break, I would be surprised if they lost a game. Once again I am jumping off the Oriole's train and hopping on the Braves bandwagon.

My husband comes home from Spencer's t-ball team meeting and announces that my son is now an Oriole. So much for that retirement plan... he is hosed before he ever gets started. I doubt that bird shit smell ever washes off.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #106 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 06, 2011, 09:09:01 PM

My husband comes home from Spencer's t-ball team meeting and announces that my son is now an Oriole. So much for that retirement plan... he is hosed before he ever gets started. I doubt that bird shit smell ever washes off.

Maybe he will get traded or something. When is he up for free agency?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #107 on:** May 07, 2011, 12:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 06, 2011, 09:09:01 PM

My husband comes home from Spencer's t-ball team meeting and announces that my son is now an Oriole. So much for that retirement plan... he is hosed before he ever gets started. I doubt that bird poop smell ever washes off.

What a fine young man you are raising! You and the corndog are doing a fine job.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #108 on:** May 09, 2011, 12:18:39 PM »

Bravos take 2 of 3 on the road in Philly. They're up to 20 wins and still in 3rd place. Looks like that division is going to be big time tough.

Oh, and congratulations to the Cubbies shortstop making the cover of SI. Nothing but blue skies ahead for teh baby bears.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #109 on:** May 09, 2011, 12:54:16 PM »

Just FYI, y'all...

I will not be wasting my time talking about that clusterfuck of a performance by the fucking Disasstros bullpen yesterday. WHO THA HELL gives up a fucking three run homer in the bottom of the eighth when your pathetic team has managed to do the unthinkable and scramble back from three runs down and into the lead ON THE ROAD? When HUMBERTO "I AM THE SECOND FATTEST PERSON ON THE TEAM" QUINTERO goes balls out and SCORES FROM SECOND ON A BUNT??? And you, you worthless pieces of dog meat that call yourselves a bullpen, what do you do?

You fuck it up.

Thanks for ruining my Mother's Day, you sorry assed motherfuckers.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #110 on:** May 09, 2011, 12:58:26 PM »

I don't even know if the O's are still playing. I quit watching and keeping up. I feel much better now.

Actually I haven't and I am still miserable. Two, Two, Two fucking pitchers that are worth a damn. I hope Angelos dies in a fire with the fury of a 1000 suns!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #111 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:01:45 PM »

Question for the Braves fans on the board: I will be going to the Sunday afternoon Phillies game. Should I wear the "Mets Suck, Braves Swallow" shirt or the "Bobby Cox is a Homo" shirt?

TIA

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #112 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:04:30 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2011, 01:01:45 PM

Question for the Braves fans on the board: I will be going to the Sunday afternoon Phillies game. Should I wear the "Mets Suck, Braves Swallow" shirt or the "Bobby Cox is a Homo" shirt?

TIA

I'm going with the Cox is a Homo gear. You should really enjoy the game...if you make it to the opening pitch. Have fun with that.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #113 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:06:36 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2011, 01:01:45 PM

Question for the Braves fans on the board: I will be going to the Sunday afternoon Phillies game. Should I wear the "Mets Suck, Braves Swallow" shirt or the "Bobby Cox is a Homo" shirt?

TIA

This one, only b/c it's true.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #114 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:15:21 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 09, 2011, 01:06:36 PM

This one, only b/c it's true.

I would get pissed here but part of me agrees. I wanted BC gone years ago. Yeah, I know..he was ultra-successful...328 straight division titles etc. But the getting thrown out of every other game, REFUSING to ever bunt a runner over in any one run game and shoving a huge thumb up your nose to dig for gold every time the camera was on you in the dugout...got old.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #115 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:39:17 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2011, 01:15:21 PM

I would get pissed here but part of me agrees. I wanted BC gone years ago. Yeah, I know..he was ultra-successful...328 straight division titles etc. But the getting thrown out of every other game, REFUSING to ever bunt a runner over in any one run game and shoving a huge thumb up your nose to dig for gold every time the camera was on you in the dugout...got old.

Actually I thought it was true b/c Thrilla rubbed his weenier against him.