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God Bless Texas - Pole Dancing For Jesus

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God Bless Texas - Pole Dancing For Jesus
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:50:38 PM »
Can I get an amen?  Right up the road from my office...

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Re: God Bless Texas - Pole Dancing For Jesus
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2011, 09:53:59 AM »
Step one.  Get on the pole

Step two. Get an eight ball.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: God Bless Texas - Pole Dancing For Jesus
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2011, 02:26:13 PM »
Kristin Kane's on the Jagged Edge.
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Re: God Bless Texas - Pole Dancing For Jesus
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 11:15:19 PM »
Strippers need somebody to lay hands on them too.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.