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Is this a national championship?

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Is this a national championship?
« on: March 25, 2011, 09:41:02 AM »
Just saw an ad for the show "Heavy" on A&E. 

It featured a 443 pound woman who is the focus of next week's show.  Part of the ad included an interview with her sausage-fingered butterball of a son who is probably pushing 250 and appears to be about eight years old. 

He's also wearing a Bama jersey.  And a 2009 Bama hat.   His room appears to be crimpson with the big A on the wall.   

Promo is here for now.

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/
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Re: Is this a national championship?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 09:42:29 AM »
Link is blocked here, but is it a woman from this group?

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 09:43:35 AM »


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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 09:48:49 AM »


She's from Foley. 

Bet she blew Julio.   The fat ass kid is wearing a Julio jersey in the promo. 
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Re: Is this a national championship?
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 09:50:33 AM »


Is that bacon grease on her face?
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 09:54:19 AM »
Yes.  It's a championship.  No doubt.  This seals it.  Two of the people featured on this show are to the core bammers. 

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/weight-loss-bios/bill.jsp



Bill.  443 lbs. 

Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant.  uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 10:23:39 AM »


She's from Foley. 

Bet she blew Julio.   The fat ass kid is wearing a Julio jersey in the promo.

I didn't realize they made oversized tanning beds.
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 10:26:14 AM »
Yes.  It's a championship.  No doubt.  This seals it.  Two of the people featured on this show are to the core bammers. 

http://www.aetv.com/heavy/weight-loss-bios/bill.jsp



Bill.  443 lbs. 

Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant.  uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.

I watched this one. At the end his ex wife says," yeah he looks great, now he just needs to get a job."

Question on the other one though...which woman is 443lbs? I can't decide.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 11:12:31 AM »


Bill is a charismatic and likeable former football player who won two national championships at the University of Alabama, playing under Bear Bryant.  uring his glory days he was married to a wonderful woman, raising his son, and living in an amazing house on a lake where they even owned a horse. But he got mixed up with drugs and alcohol, eventually hitting rock bottom and ending up homeless.

Here's the house



Here's the lake



Here's the horse.  She answers to "girlfriend".

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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2011, 12:46:23 PM »


Actually what REALLY makes that funny is I bet the original picture was taken before the watch party for the AU/AL game.
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 01:07:19 PM »


 :rofl: :bar:  You sir have a beer waiting for you in Texas.
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 01:12:05 PM »




notice the faux ceiling trim...follow its path.  double wide, perhaps a triple wide?
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 01:15:25 PM »
:rofl: :bar:  You sir have a beer waiting for you in Texas.
Wish I could take credit, but I purloined it from ITAT.
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 01:36:39 PM »
Wish I could take credit, but I purloined it from ITAT.

Somebody needs to tell those women that no matter how much they turn to the side it is NOT slimming.  Maybe they should invest in something black in color with lots of vertical stripes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 01:42:53 PM »
Somebody needs to tell those women that no matter how much they turn to the side it is NOT slimming.  Maybe they should invest in something black in color with lots of vertical stripes.

you'd hit the plump one to the far right.  don't lie.
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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2011, 01:45:46 PM »
I guess the little man got the short straw. They have in the pink chair.
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2011, 01:46:57 PM »
you'd hit the plump one to the far right.  don't lie.

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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2011, 01:50:20 PM »
you'd hit the plump one to the far right.  don't lie.

You're right I would hit it.


With an Easton as hard as I could.
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2011, 01:52:17 PM »
You're right I would hit it.


With an Easton as hard as I could.

She's got some cushion for the pushin'
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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2011, 01:56:16 PM »
She's got some cushion for the pushin'

I don't like riding a wave in.  Glad to know you'll take one for the team though.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."