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Even illegal aliens
« on: March 24, 2011, 08:28:40 AM »
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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/13-illegal-aliens-posing-as-u-s-marines-captured-at-calif-border/


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It seems illegal aliens are getting more creative. That’s one possible conclusion after 13 of them were caught last week near the San Diego border while posing as U.S. Marines.

The men were caught traveling in a fake military van that had stolen Marine Corps license plates. The van was pulled over at a checkpoint and agents began questioning the occupants. What may have tipped them off? All the uniforms were plastered with the same last name: Perez.

“This effort is an example of the lengths smugglers will go through to avoid detection, and the skilled and effective police work of the agents and the customs and border protection,” Border Patrol spokesman Michael Jiminez said.

It’s unclear where the men got the uniforms, but two Americans were accompanying the illegal aliens and were arrested along with them. Three of the smuggled men are still in custody while the others have been returned to Mexico, the Daily Mail reports.

The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) and the Border Patrol are reportedly conducting a joint investigation of the incident.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 08:37:11 AM »
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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2011, 09:24:37 AM »
When we went down to TJ, the question I was asked to get back in the US?  "What city were you born?"  "Opelika"  "Ok, come on in."
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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2011, 09:42:37 AM »
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.
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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2011, 09:49:55 AM »
When we went down to TJ, the question I was asked to get back in the US?  "What city were you born?"  "Opelika"  "Ok, come on in."

We'll have to compare TJ stories sometime.  I have some good ones.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2011, 11:23:27 AM »
They should have told them, since they want to dress like marines, we have a plane to send you where you can dress like them all the time.  They need pop-up-targets over there too.
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2011, 11:30:07 AM »
USMC…Perez company!
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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2011, 11:31:07 AM »
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2011, 01:41:20 PM »
Side story - our two network security guys are named Larry and Daryl... I get the giggles whenever anyone talks about them... and few people know why, sadly enough.
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2011, 02:56:32 PM »
Side story - our two network security guys are named Larry and Daryl... I get the giggles whenever anyone talks about them... and few people know why, sadly enough.

If they are your network sec guys, they just saw what you typed about them. Keystrokes...pulled. In their office..... NOW!
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »
If they are your network sec guys, they just saw what you typed about them. Keystrokes...pulled. In their office..... NOW!

They can't find their own asses with both hands and a mirror.  I have never been less afraid of the internet police as I am here at work.
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2011, 03:21:32 PM »
They can't find their own asses with both hands and a mirror.  I have never been less afraid of the internet police as I am here at work.

They're off to find a mirror as we speak.
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2011, 05:25:08 PM »
This is Juan....and that is my other brother Juan.  Who is that? Is his name Juan as well?  No, senior that is Jesus.
Marines .... if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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Re: Even illegal aliens
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2011, 05:38:08 PM »
USMC…Perez company!

That's Beaner Company!  Cabrone!!!
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