I had a meeting with 2 ABI agents on Thurs. morning. One walked in my office, noticed my Auburn paraphernalia, then starteed sniffing in the air, and turned to his partner and said: "smells like Auburn in here, smells like a barn yard and cow manure".
I had to meet with them, or I'd have thrown him out. I think he got the message when I didn't even remotely acknowledge his cracks, nor respond to them, and offered my handshake to his partner walking in behind him. He got directly to business and never made another crack after that.