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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2011, 01:25:07 PM »
This weekend I was coming home from Lake Guntersville with the boat and the wife and kids and decided to pull through the drive through at a Hardee's (only drive through around that will accommodate an F250 with a boat) .  Now my truck has an AU Alumni sticker on the front windshield and a small national championship sticker on the back and my normal faded out Auburn hat that I wear to protect my Finebaum hairdo.  As the pimply faced idiot was handing me my food he gave me a smirk and a Rawl Tahd!.  I looked back and said, "Typical."  He asked, "What is?" 

I said, "Bammer on that side of the window, Auburn fan on this side."  He got pissy and slammed the window shut.  My wife got mad at me smarting off at the kid but I told her, "Why?  He's already handed us our food, he can't spit in it now."

Just thought I would share.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2011, 01:32:17 PM »
It's Tuesday...not even a new member, LMAO.  What a bunch of God Damn Pussy Bastards.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2011, 01:37:00 PM »
It's Tuesday...not even a new member, LMAO.  What a bunch of God Damn Pussy Bastards.

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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2011, 01:42:12 PM »
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Oh cool.  We haven't had a coonass on the board in years.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2011, 01:48:54 PM »
Oh cool.  We haven't had a coonass on the board in years.

Hey Snaggle, will you run and get the equipment, we have some questioning that needs to take place.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2011, 01:51:43 PM »
Hey Snaggle, will you run and get the equipment, we have some questioning that needs to take place.

It'll have to wait.  Sani borrowed the nipple electrode patches and ball bearings. Should have them back by Thursday...if she shows.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2011, 01:54:07 PM »
It'll have to wait.  Sani borrowed the nipple electrode patches and ball bearings. Should have them back by Thursday...if she shows.

Well it's all ball bearings these days.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2011, 01:55:36 PM »
Well it's all ball bearings these days.

Gotta' be that pedder-ass Hanrahan.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2011, 01:57:09 PM »
It'll have to wait.  Sani borrowed the nipple electrode patches and ball bearings. Should have them back by Thursday...if she shows.

We can improvise. I still have the jumper cables and some CS Gas left from last time.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2011, 02:00:57 PM »
We can improvise. I still have the jumper cables and some CS Gas left from last time.

Yeah, and the muzzle is still in the box.  Wonder why Sani didn't take that?  He usually does.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2011, 02:04:06 PM »
Yeah, and the muzzle is still in the box.  Wonder why Sani didn't take that?  He usually does.

He probably got one of those mute hookers, I don't know. Wait, is the muzzle for him or the ho.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2011, 02:20:31 PM »
He probably got one of those mute hookers, I don't know. Wait, is the muzzle for him or the ho.

There's a difference?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2011, 02:35:25 PM »
He probably got one of those mute hookers, I don't know. Wait, is the muzzle for him or the ho.
Never pay hookers.  Don't want to start a trend.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2011, 02:42:28 PM »
Yeah, and the muzzle is still in the box.  Wonder why Sani didn't take that?  He usually does.

It's all ball-bearings gags these days.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2011, 02:50:41 PM »
There's a difference?

Sooooo, you're the hooker. I get it now. You'd better wash those ball bearings before you bring them back to the shop.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 02:52:45 PM »
Never pay hookers.  Don't want to start a trend.

Give'em a rock and call it a day.
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2011, 04:00:32 PM »
new member: jwgredeux
Actually appears to be "All In"  :we:
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Re: What the heck is going on?
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2011, 04:16:08 PM »
Actually appears to be "All In"  :we:

commence backing away from torture.
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