Rogue program alert!!

[Saniflush]

Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.

and a head bandage.



Too soon?

[Kaos]

Greg McElroy drives around in a 60k Range Rover and wears a smoking jacket.

My parents were teachers.  His aren't. 

There are always exceptions.  The exception at Bama seems to be the guy driving a "get by" car. 

[Token]

As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.

[Snaggletiger]

As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.

Wait....I think...did you just.....oh yeah....I see what you did there.

[Buzz Killington]

As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.

A way for what?  Oh wait...

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

As long as the "get by" car isn't used as the "get a way" car, things should be fine.

It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama.  We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car...  Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

A way for what?  Oh wait...

I think he's talking about an El Camino. 




Wait for it...

[AUChizad]

A way for what?  Oh wait...

Get a way to get him to go to school there.

[RWS]

It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama.  We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car...  Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.

Our criminals are better than your criminals.

[Kaos]

Our criminals are better than your criminals.

Odds are 8 to 3 that you're wrong.  I'm 27-28% sure of it. 

[AUChizad]

It's okay, a get away car is never necessary when at Alabama.  We all know most have left the scene in this type of car before even getting to the get away car...  Shoot, they've even been so kind as to replace windshields in some of them.

I call bullshit.

Cop cars in Tuscaloosa look like this (Seriously, this is not a photoshop, this is a picture I took myself with my digital camera).

[Snaggletiger]

Wel, you have to have the ability to go undercover.

[Kaos]

I call bullshit.

Cop cars in Tuscaloosa look like this (Seriously, this is not a photoshop, this is a picture I took myself with my digital camera).

I actually know who used to drive the cop truck.  Can't remember his name.  Greg K... something. 

[Snaggletiger]

Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago?  Might have been at Ghey Nation.

[Saniflush]

Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago?  Might have been at Ghey Nation.

It was in fact teh ghey nation.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

VROOOOOOMMMMMM.......

[AUChizad]

Didn't Prowler have a pic like this in his avatar years ago?  Might have been at Ghey Nation.

It was probably me.

[AUChizad]

From another board:

1. 7-17-07 Alabama player Brandon Deaderick charged with criminal
mischief, resisting arrest and giving police a false name.

2. 7-17-07 Alabama football player Brandon Fanney, 21, was brought to
the Tuscaloosa County Jail and charged with disorderly conduct.

3. 7-17-07 Alabama player Roy Upchurch was also arrested in front of
“The Legacy,” a bar along the Strip.

4. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Antoine Caldwell charged with
improprieties in the way athletes received textbooks. 6-12-09 The NCAA
placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the school's
athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations due to
misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21 football
wins over a three-year period.

5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with major
violations of its textbook disbursement policy.

3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegations
against Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowing
athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failure
to monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education on
the rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.

6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the
school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations
due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21
football wins over a three-year period.

10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA,"

5. (10-21-07) Alabama football player Glen Coffee charged with major
violations of its textbook disbursement policy.

3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the allegations
against Alabama were potentially major violations, including allowing
athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other supplies, failure
to monitor textbook distribution and to provide adequate education on
the rules to athletes and employees at the university bookstore.

6-12-09 The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other of the
school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major violations
due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide of 21
football wins over a three-year period.

10-3-09 NCAA calls Alabama “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA,"
11. (2-23-08) Alabama safety Rashad Johnson was charged with
disorderly conduct for allegedly knocking a security guard down at an
off-campus bar.

10. 2008 bammer players problems continues 2-18-08 University of
Alabama football player Jeremy Elder, was arrested Sunday on two
counts on first-degree robbery, Elder point a gun at two Alabama
students in the incident that led to his arrest, police said.

Elder, a freshman from College Park, Ga., is being held in the
Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Department jail on $120,000 bond.

UA police shed more light on the incident in an advisory posted on its
Web site. UA spokeswoman Cathy Andreen confirmed that Elder was the
suspect arrested in the case.

Two male UA students reported they were approached by an unknown male
in a parking lot about 11 p.m. Saturday night. The male presented a
gun and took cash from one of the students. There were no injuries.

On Sunday, UA police investigators arrested Elder.

Alabama coach Nick Saban has not commented on Elder's arrest.

TO BE CONTINUED @ 4:30CT: Another bammer player arrested just 5 days later.

12. (2-26-08) Alabama linebacker Prince Hall has been suspended from
the football team indefinitely, by sabear today.

13. (6-4-08) Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns has been arrested charged
with selling cocaine and possessing ecstasy pills on campus.

Alabama linebacker Jimmy Johns was arrested on felony drug charges
Tuesday and kicked off the team, the latest in a string of
off-the-field problems for coach Nick Saban's squad.

Johns, who moved to defense for his senior year after playing running
back and receiver in 2007, was "pretty wide open" selling cocaine to
students on and around the University of Alabama campus but tried to
hide what he was doing from teammates, police said.

"He didn't want them to know he was involved in it," said Capt. Jeff
Snyder of the West Alabama Narcotics Task Force.

Records did not indicate whether Johns had hired a lawyer. He was held
at the metro jail with bond set at $120,000.

Saban dismissed Johns from the team almost immediately.

"This type of behavior obviously will not be tolerated and he is no
longer a part of our program," he said in a brief statement.

Alabama players have been involved in a series of arrests and
off-the-field suspensions, with Saban acknowledging the need for
better discipline and judgment earlier this year after two players
were arrested within days of each other.

"I've said enough is enough and we're trying to fix it," Saban said in February.

About two months later, Snyder said, police began getting tips that
Johns was involved in drug sales. Alabama was conducting spring
football practice around the same time.

Undercover officers purchased cocaine from Johns five times in the
last 1½ weeks, Snyder said, and they arrested him at a gas station
near his off-campus apartment, where he lived alone.

Authorities who searched the apartment found about 10 grams of cocaine
and ecstasy pills. Johns was charged with distributing cocaine and
possessing the pills, Snyder said.

Snyder said Johns didn't use his status as a football player to
solicit business, but being a member of the Crimson Tide didn't hurt,
either.

"He was popular. A lot of people knew him," he said.

Snyder said officers purchased drugs twice from Johns at the player's
apartment, once near campus and twice at the university. He declined
comment on whether officers obtained drugs in the Alabama football
complex. But he said there was no indication other players were
involved.

14.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended for
improper dealings with an agent.

Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improper
dealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only that
it was due to violation of team rules and policies.

15.(12-28-08) Alabama tackle Andre Smith has been suspended for
improper dealings with an agent.

Sources told ESPN.com that Smith's suspension was related to improper
dealings with an agent. Saban's statement on the matter said only that
it was due to violation of team rules and policies.

2009.....16. (2-20-09) Alabama appears before NCAA Committee on Infraction.

17. 3-6-09 the cheatin'lying' bammers keep NCAA letter hidden for 8
months 3-6-09 The NCAA letter, dated May 19, 2008, said the
allegations against Alabama were potentially major violations,
including allowing athletes to improperly receive textbooks and other
supplies, failure to monitor textbook distribution and to provide
adequate education on the rules to athletes and employees at the
university bookstore.

18. free fish, free boating for more high profile bammer players
Spring ’09: Alabama players Julio Jones & Mark Ingram the
student-athlete received free food lodging, transportation and
entertainment from an male friend.

In less than 5 months two of Alabama's big name recruits and players
(Andre Smith & Julio Jones) have broken NCAA rules.

You can beat if there's a NCAA rule to be broke, a bammers is somewhere near by.

19. (6-12-09) The NCAA placed Alabama's football program and 15 other
of the school's athletic teams on three years' probation for major
violations due to misuse of free textbooks, stripping the Crimson Tide
of 21 football wins over a three-year period.

20. (6-13-09) Two former bama players Zach Schreiber and Jeffrey Dukes
both previously unnamed players called ” intentional wrongdoers," in
the cash for textbook case are revealed.

There are now 7 bama football players involved in bama's unique cash
for textbook system.

21. (8-20-09) Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw arrested and charged
with domestic violence/harrassment.

22. (9-2-09) FREE LAPTOP: Alabama LB Jerrell Harris receives laptop
computer (a impermissible benefit for another bammer player Mark
Ingram Julio Jones and now Jerrell Harris) Harris was not able to
produce a receipt for the laptop.

23. (10-3-09) NCAA "calls out" bammer football
culture NCAA calls out bammer describes them as having an * "abysmal"
history of infractions.
* “a school with extensive recent history of
infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the
NCAA."

24. Mark Barron getting arrested for lying to police.

[The Prowler]

Damn

[Buzz Killington]

Come on out from under that rock, Chad.  None of those count, mainly because Bobby Lowder and Milton McGregor were behind every damn one of those incidents.

Oh, and Cam Newton knew all about them too.