Do arrests indicate an Auburn program run amok?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 03:03:48 PM

I think I got the black lung

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Token · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 03:06:47 PM

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...written down the side of mine...

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

+25 Very, very nice hustle.

But again, the 27 is a great option for concealed carry.

djsimp · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:16:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2011, 03:13:34 PM

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 17, 2011, 03:13:58 PM

+25 Very, very nice hustle.

But again, the 27 is a great option for concealed carry.

This one is better. Same dimensions, 10 rounds of .45ACP. Basically a Glock30 but cheaper and better warranty.

Homer Samford · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:00:26 PM »

If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?

GH2001 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:09:56 PM »

Quote from: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:00:26 PM

If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?

There are apparently 3-4 conversations going on in this thread. I say that as if that's different from any other thread.

Homer Samford · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:12:29 PM »

Here I'll join one of the other ones.

Token · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:12:29 PM

Here I'll join one of the other ones.

Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

Homer Samford · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:15:33 PM

Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

djsimp · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:15:33 PM

Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have your ass for that shit.

Token · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:35:29 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on March 17, 2011, 04:25:30 PM

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have your ass for that shit.

I didn't realize you were one of those guys.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:36:46 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 17, 2011, 04:09:56 PM

There are apparently 3-4 conversations going on in this thread. I say that as if that's different from any other thread.

I will now throw out a movie line that is complete unrelated to anything that has been discussed to this point.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Godfather · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:15:33 PM

Long guns are a little harder to conceal, but not impossible.

Oh you sneeky basterd...I use a cup..if you look close enough there is actually a glock hidden in it

Godfather · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:39:09 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 17, 2011, 04:36:46 PM

I will now throw out a movie line that is complete unrelated to anything that has been discussed to this point.

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

You should try some of these delicious chocolate covered pretzels.

jmar · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 17, 2011, 04:35:29 PM

I didn't realize you were one of those guys.

And I'm old fashioned and still go for double action revolvers.

jmar · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Homer Samford on March 17, 2011, 04:00:26 PM

If Auburn's program is rum amok, what is going on in Athens, GA then?

I know everyone is doing it in Athens,GA... but rum amok and stupid is no way to go through life son.

JR4AU · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 17, 2011, 04:38:05 PM

Oh you sneeky basterd...I use a cup..if you look close enough there is actually a glock hidden in it

Now that's a concealed weapon.

Kaos · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2011, 11:53:16 AM »

Does arrest indicate an Alabama program run amok?

This is, what, the 18th arrest under Saban? Auburn is at five?

Be interested to see what Saban's response will be. I'm sure it will involve ice cream and "internal" punishment.

JR4AU · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2011, 12:42:02 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 20, 2011, 11:53:16 AM

Does arrest indicate an Alabama program run amok?

This is, what, the 18th arrest under Saban? Auburn is at five?

Be interested to see what Saban's response will be. I'm sure it will involve ice cream and "internal" punishment.

Shula to blame for first 16. Before this one is done, the cops, Lowder, Dye, Chizk, Cecil and Auburn will be to blame for Barron's.

jmar · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2011, 01:33:44 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on March 20, 2011, 12:42:02 PM

Shula to blame for first 16. Before this one is done, the cops, Lowder, Dye, Chizk, Cecil and Auburn will be to blame for Barron's.

I see you conveniently left out Milton McGregor here.