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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 02:36:24 PM »
now that i've blown up the picture...i see the 4 fingers.  your middle one blended with the others.  plus...note my fail at humor too knowing your history with teh snapper.

the girlz must really like your thumb.

I hear it's the largest appendage he has.
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2011, 02:39:44 PM »
I hear it's the largest appendage he has.

Did you flunk anatomy?  Oh, wait, Tiffany (or whatever your 17 year old girlfriend's name is) told me you couldn't find her clitoris with a 1:25,000 scale map, lensatic campass and protractor.

Appendages are arms and legs.

Fingers and toes are digits.

My dick has its own zip code.
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2011, 02:42:35 PM »
These never seem to make the front page rotation:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/03/radio_host_scott_moore_off_the.html
I do like the picture that al.com decided to use of Cam holding up his arms in celebration, while being carried on the Offensive Line's shoulders.
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »
You are correct sir.  You dick does not qualify as an appendage. 
You usually only hear people describe their belly button as an "innie".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 03:03:04 PM »
I bleieve this situation calls for proper emoticon usage.

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« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2011, 03:05:16 PM »
Did you flunk anatomy?  Oh, wait, Tiffany (or whatever your 17 year old girlfriend's name is) told me you couldn't find her clitoris with a 1:25,000 scale map, lensatic campass and protractor.

Appendages are arms and legs.

Fingers and toes are digits.

My dick has its own zip code.

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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 06:36:27 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2011, 06:37:47 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2011, 06:38:44 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2011, 06:46:16 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2011, 06:47:27 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2011, 06:52:28 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2011, 07:27:04 PM »
Don't stop now T, you're on a roll.
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 12:02:38 AM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 12:05:46 AM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 12:23:33 AM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."