What's wrong with being a bama fan?

Kaos · « **on:** March 10, 2011, 01:27:10 PM »

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Considering some of the stupid reasons Alabama has suffered sanctions and because of the impact the legitimate allegations had on us for the past 20 years, I think you should be able to understand why someone felt the need to create auburngate.com about it after having to watch *U's undeserving ass completely duplicate what we did the year before. Alabama has paid their dues and earned every single accomplishment in recent years. *U bought a National Championship and we have to watch it paraded around in our face. So yeah, it's hate and I can't wait to watch *uburn's athletic program die and I hope it burns in hell.

Representative of 99.99999999999999999% of the fanbase + RWS.

Idiots. One and all.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:34:41 PM »

Where did this come from?

Kaos · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2011, 01:34:41 PM

Where did this come from?

auburngate.com.

There's also "I bleed crimson red" (most ignorant name in human history, crimson and red are both colors, one a darker shade of the other)

There's also "As the Plains Burn"

And there's also "Blue Tuna Tides"

Each of those idiotic sites is dedicated to chronicling Auburn's "vast history of cheating" over the last 40 years.

Here's a really cool chart from Blue Tuna (aka Redfish, I'm pretty sure)

JR4AU · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:48:16 PM »

Blue Tuna is the lunatic fringe, worshipped by throngs of fucking morons at tigerdroppings for his As the plains burn" saga of complete fiction. A fucking complete idiot

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:51:24 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on March 10, 2011, 01:48:16 PM

Blue Tuna is the lunatic fringe, worshipped by throngs of fucking morons at tigerdroppings for his As the plains burn" saga of complete fiction. A fucking complete idiot

Blue Tuna = Redfish. Bet on that.

Former partner of Scott Moore on WZZN. Now the silent partner of temporary host Scott Griffin.

JR4AU · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2011, 01:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 10, 2011, 01:51:24 PM

Blue Tuna = Redfish. Bet on that.

Former partner of Scott Moore on WZZN. Now the silent partner of temporary host Scott Griffin.

Dont know about that...could be.

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2011, 02:23:07 PM »

Hey bammers!!!! WE'RE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!

RWS · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2011, 07:29:46 PM »

What I find most ironic is, back in 2008, you guys were perfectly fine with all of the rumors and attempts to derail Alabama by Auburn fans. That was OK. I mean, Alabama has to be cheating, because they were cheating when Bryant was the coach. Right, Kaos? Alabama bought its way into Mobile in 08. Bought all the players off with cash, cars, home renovations, etc. Alabama has never stopped cheating since the Bryant era, even to this day. Kaos says so. Even though, for the most part, its no different than the idiot Alabama fans who claim AU has been cheating all of these years.

It was fine for the Prowlers of the AU fanbase to make up whatever they wanted about Alabama when it became apparent Alabama might give AU a little competition. It was OK to try and bring Alabama down by whatever means necessary. God forbid the playing field was leveled. But now, its so mind boggling why some Alabama fans are doing what they're doing. Here's a secret: they were taking notes when you guys were doing the same exact fucking thing 3-4 years ago.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2011, 08:32:14 PM »

Quote from: RWS on March 10, 2011, 07:29:46 PM

Here's a secret: they were taking notes when you guys were doing the same exact fucking thing 3-4 years ago.

Nevermind the fact that your fanbase has been shitting on Auburn fans for the better of 50 years?

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2011, 09:09:05 PM »

Quote from: RWS on March 10, 2011, 07:29:46 PM

What I find most ironic is, back in 2008, you guys were perfectly fine with all of the rumors and attempts to derail Alabama by Auburn fans. That was OK. I mean, Alabama has to be cheating, because they were cheating when Bryant was the coach. Right, Kaos? Alabama bought its way into Mobile in 08. Bought all the players off with cash, cars, home renovations, etc. Alabama has never stopped cheating since the Bryant era, even to this day. Kaos says so. Even though, for the most part, its no different than the idiot Alabama fans who claim AU has been cheating all of these years.

It was fine for the Prowlers of the AU fanbase to make up whatever they wanted about Alabama when it became apparent Alabama might give AU a little competition. It was OK to try and bring Alabama down by whatever means necessary. God forbid the playing field was leveled. But now, its so mind boggling why some Alabama fans are doing what they're doing. Here's a secret: they were taking notes when you guys were doing the same exact fucking thing 3-4 years ago.

Dear Dumbass:

First, all of those things are true. Cheaters, cheaters penis eaters.

Second, please show me the eight or nine conspiracy sites that Auburn fans created where they could sit around wearing tinfoil hats and houndstooth diapers and make up the most absurd shit you've ever seen.

Show me where we all got together in our overalls and trucker hats to pay actual fucking money to eat hush puppies and hear a "respected message board poster" spin fables for a couple of hours.

Show me where anything was made up. The things that we discussed -- and bear in mind we didn't form cults where we all sucked each other's cocks like you guys have -- those things were all based in truth. There were pictures, IRS records, mortgage records, sales receipts and other verifiable info. Don't ask me why nothing was ever done about it. I couldn't tell you. I imagine it's because the people putting it together made a tactical error and put it out there before the time was right. I only know that significant portions of it were true.

It is nice, however, to hear you whine about leveling the playing field. At least you are smart enough to know that for most of your natural life, Auburn has owned your ass.

Guess what? Even with Savior Lord and Mighty Saban? Nothing is going to change. You'll have occasional success but when all is said and done? You'll still be laying flat on your back looking up at Auburn. Weighed. Measured. Found stupid.

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2011, 11:30:23 PM »

Kaos, just check auburngate.com. They are all knowing. One, a major one, excuse to why they feel the need of that very site is because of the "Reddog Operation". Those stupid fucks don't even realize that it was one of their very own that started that shit.

The Prowler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2011, 05:31:19 AM »

Respond to what Kaos stated, rws...you fucking pussy!!! You have now joined the Updikes of your fanbase, now go stand besides Scott Moore, William Berger, Thayer Evans, Pete Thamel, Paul Finebaum, Cecil Hurt, Jay Evans, Mike Self, Harvey Updike, Greaseybammer and Birmham. That's some mighty fine company you have rws. And yes, YOU are one of them.

RWS · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2011, 06:05:29 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 11, 2011, 05:31:19 AM

Respond to what Kaos stated, rws...you fucking pussy!!! You have now joined the Updikes of your fanbase, now go stand besides Scott Moore, William Berger, Thayer Evans, Pete Thamel, Paul Finebaum, Cecil Hurt, Jay Evans, Mike Self, Harvey Updike, Greaseybammer and Birmham. That's some mighty fine company you have rws. And yes, YOU are one of them.

1. Go fuck yourself. Hard. You're the AU version of what your stupid internet crusade is against. You've always been a rumor starting tool that has no respect, and will stop at nothing to destroy the other side because you're so fucking scared of a little bit of competition. AU has been the better program for so long, and you can't handle the thought of that changing.

2. I don't know if AU fans had secret meetings or any of the bullshit Kaos stated. I don't know if Bama fans did either, because that's not my sort of thing. It doesn't really matter. The intent was the same on both sides. You guys had people stalking our players at one point. But, as usual, Kaos says nothing AU fans did counts, so what Kaos says is right. He sets the standard. Everybody else is wrong. AU fans have never done shit towards Bama fans, only what Bama fans have done counts. Let's just forget that everything we have been described as was the motivation for AU fans to act the same way the past few years.

This stupid shit is exactly the reason why its not even fun anymore. Nobody can be civil on either side. Nobody can show sportsmanship. It's not even a decent distraction from life anymore.

And if I don't reply quickly enough to fit your timeline? I'm in the hospital helping take care of my wife, who had our unborn child surgically removed yesterday due to miscarriage. I'm only on the internet when she is sleeping. So, again, go fuck yourself. I will reply to people when I get around to it. Go see if you can get your head any farther up Kaos' ass in the meantime.

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2011, 07:59:55 AM »

Quote from: RWS on March 11, 2011, 06:05:29 AM

1. Go fuck yourself. Hard. You're the AU version of what your stupid internet crusade is against. You've always been a rumor starting tool that has no respect, and will stop at nothing to destroy the other side because you're so fucking scared of a little bit of competition. AU has been the better program for so long, and you can't handle the thought of that changing.

2. I don't know if AU fans had secret meetings or any of the bullshit Kaos stated. I don't know if Bama fans did either, because that's not my sort of thing. It doesn't really matter. The intent was the same on both sides. You guys had people stalking our players at one point. But, as usual, Kaos says nothing AU fans did counts, so what Kaos says is right. He sets the standard. Everybody else is wrong. AU fans have never done shit towards Bama fans, only what Bama fans have done counts. Let's just forget that everything we have been described as was the motivation for AU fans to act the same way the past few years.

This stupid shit is exactly the reason why its not even fun anymore. Nobody can be civil on either side. Nobody can show sportsmanship. It's not even a decent distraction from life anymore.

And if I don't reply quickly enough to fit your timeline? I'm in the hospital helping take care of my wife, who had our unborn child surgically removed yesterday due to miscarriage. I'm only on the internet when she is sleeping. So, again, go fuck yourself. I will reply to people when I get around to it. Go see if you can get your head any farther up Kaos' ass in the meantime.

Message Board aside, I'm sorry for what you and your wife are having to go through. There will be better days, I know it fucking sucks right now, but it'll get better.

As for your comments about "the Prowlers of AU fanbase", I called you out because what I've posted 2 years or so ago, doesn't even come fucking close to resemble what YOUR fanbase has done or tried to do just this past year and it's getting worse with each and every "Imagine This" stories. Also, there were more things that I posted that came true, than ANY of what your fanbase has posted. "Deep Sea FishingGate", nothing to sea here...just rumors. "ChargerGate", SSDD...just rumors. "Grade ChangingGate", again...rumors. Let it be known that I wasn't the one to start ANY of the rumors and some of them were already making their rounds before I'd gotten word of them. "VINGate"..."New KitchenGate"..."Private PlanGate". Again...most of those "rumors" were in fact true. I'm sure I missed some over the past 4 years.

But like Kaos stated, there were never websites created to "Burn *labama Down"...And Auburn never had people on the radio, as a host, continuosly trying to do everything they could to bring U* down, going as far as blatantly lying about have tapes and having heard people on them or having a Damaging NCAA letter "in hand"...or has an FBI person that's willing to lose his career over telling a well known homer of the rival that Cam will be a footnote in the "ongoing investigation" into World Wide spending sprees.

So, you trying to compare the Auburn Family with the inbred "nation" is laughable at best.

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2011, 08:12:47 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 11, 2011, 07:59:55 AM

Message Board aside, I'm sorry for what you and your wife are having to go through. There will be better days, I know it fucking sucks right now, but it'll get better.

As for your comments about "the Prowlers of AU fanbase", I called you out because what I've posted 2 years or so ago, doesn't even come fucking close to resemble what YOUR fanbase has done or tried to do just this past year and it's getting worse with each and every "Imagine This" stories. Also, there were more things that I posted that came true, than ANY of what your fanbase has posted. "Deep Sea FishingGate", nothing to sea here...just rumors. "ChargerGate", SSDD...just rumors. "Grade ChangingGate", again...rumors. Let it be known that I wasn't the one to start ANY of the rumors and some of them were already making their rounds before I'd gotten word of them. "VINGate"..."New KitchenGate"..."Private PlanGate". Again...most of those "rumors" were in fact true. I'm sure I missed some over the past 4 years.

But like Kaos stated, there were never websites created to "Burn *labama Down"...And Auburn never had people on the radio, as a host, continuosly trying to do everything they could to bring U* down, going as far as blatantly lying about have tapes and having heard people on them or having a Damaging NCAA letter "in hand"...or has an FBI person that's willing to lose his career over telling a well known homer of the rival that Cam will be a footnote in the "ongoing investigation" into World Wide spending sprees.

So, you trying to compare the Auburn Family with the inbred "nation" is laughable at best.

Message board aside, go fuck yourself.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2011, 08:48:44 AM »

Quote from: RWS on March 11, 2011, 08:12:47 AM

Message board aside, go fuck yourself.

No Huddle · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:34:49 AM »

Can't we all just get along?

Token · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:36:35 AM »

Quote from: No Huddle on March 11, 2011, 11:34:49 AM

Can't we all just get along?

Haven't you heard? This is war.

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:49:32 AM »

Quote from: Token on March 11, 2011, 11:36:35 AM

Haven't you heard? This is war.

You gonna focus up now, motherfucker and say it! "It's me, Tugg!"

JR4AU · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2011, 12:22:47 PM »

Quote from: RWS on March 11, 2011, 06:05:29 AM

1. Go fuck yourself. Hard. You're the AU version of what your stupid internet crusade is against. You've always been a rumor starting tool that has no respect, and will stop at nothing to destroy the other side because you're so fucking scared of a little bit of competition. AU has been the better program for so long, and you can't handle the thought of that changing.

2. I don't know if AU fans had secret meetings or any of the bullshit Kaos stated. I don't know if Bama fans did either, because that's not my sort of thing. It doesn't really matter. The intent was the same on both sides. You guys had people stalking our players at one point. But, as usual, Kaos says nothing AU fans did counts, so what Kaos says is right. He sets the standard. Everybody else is wrong. AU fans have never done shit towards Bama fans, only what Bama fans have done counts. Let's just forget that everything we have been described as was the motivation for AU fans to act the same way the past few years.

This stupid shit is exactly the reason why its not even fun anymore. Nobody can be civil on either side. Nobody can show sportsmanship. It's not even a decent distraction from life anymore.

And if I don't reply quickly enough to fit your timeline? I'm in the hospital helping take care of my wife, who had our unborn child surgically removed yesterday due to miscarriage. I'm only on the internet when she is sleeping. So, again, go fuck yourself. I will reply to people when I get around to it. Go see if you can get your head any farther up Kaos' ass in the meantime.

Sorry for your personal probs and loss.

You are, or were better than this.