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Dax sighting...
« on: March 07, 2011, 10:52:14 AM »
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-Temporary-ailment-17468

Of course it -- as apparently always with certain segments of Auburn fans -- devolved into a "Tuberville was a lazy duck hunting BBQ eater" in the comments. 

There are times I really don't like some of our people.  They act just like the arrogant, entitled Alabama fans we so claim to hate.
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 11:45:55 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on March 07, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Phillips-blog-Temporary-ailment-17468

Of course it -- as apparently always with certain segments of Auburn fans -- devolved into a "Tuberville was a lazy duck hunting BBQ eater" in the comments. 

There are times I really don't like some of our people.  They act just like the arrogant, entitled Alabama fans we so claim to hate.

Well, he was a lazy duck hunting bbq eating big eared piece of bat feces......so what's your point?
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 11:52:31 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 04:03:54 PM »
I thought he always went hunting during the dead period.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2011, 04:08:46 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 08, 2011, 04:03:54 PM
I thought he always went hunting during the dead period.

No no....CTT and Nall hunted the entire week of the Iron Bowl...out of season...without licenses...on Federal land...and no permits...over baited fields...in the dark using spotlights....while texting Jimmy Sexton to put out the word on offers from Arkansas. 

Clearly they didn't have Auburn's best interests at heart. Bahstahd.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2011, 04:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2011, 04:08:46 PM
No no....CTT and Nall hunted the entire week of the Iron Bowl...out of season...without licenses...on Federal land...and no permits...over baited fields...in the dark using spotlights....while texting Jimmy Sexton to put out the word on offers from Arkansas. 

Clearly they didn't have Auburn's best interests at heart. Bahstahd.

I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2011, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 08, 2011, 04:12:02 PM
I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.
Don't forget they only aimed at endangered species too.
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2011, 04:15:26 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 08, 2011, 04:12:02 PM
I heard they used lead shot for waterfowl.  Not only were they trying to destroy Auburn, they were trying to poison our water supply.

That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2011, 09:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2011, 04:15:26 PM
That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.
I chortled.

Unnamed source snaggle. That's the correct lingo.

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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 09:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 08, 2011, 04:15:26 PM
That's unconfirmed at this time; however, a source close to the situation...who spoke on the condition of anonymitymitynomonimity...or something...thinks the poisoned water thing is true.  Curse you Tommy...curse you.

I heard they financed the whole expedition with their winnings from the slot machines.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 09:56:31 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on March 09, 2011, 09:53:56 AM
I heard they financed the whole expedition with their winnings from the slot machines.

It's all on the tapes.  Wait and see.
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 10:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2011, 09:56:31 AM
It's all on the tapes.  Wait and see.

sccssshhhhh..hhhssssss...POP...sccssshhhhh...SCREACH...Tommy..scsshh..you bastard..scsshhh...POP...scsshh...contaminated the water...scccsssshhhhh...hhhsssss...

Something like that?
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 10:13:35 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on March 09, 2011, 10:05:22 AM
sccssshhhhh..hhhssssss...POP...sccssshhhhh...SCREACH...Tommy..scsshh..you bastard..scsshhh...POP...scsshh...contaminated the water...scccsssshhhhh...hhhsssss...

Something like that?

You heard them too?
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 10:14:47 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2011, 10:13:35 AM
You heard them too?

Those can't be the real ones, since "job" and "Arkansas" were never mentioned.
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 10:33:36 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 09, 2011, 10:13:35 AM
You heard them too?

Yeah, Fred Talley sent me a copy in the mail. I was gonna play them at "Freaks in Free" at the Comedy Club next Tuesday but since I'll be co-hosting a talk radio show in Bumfucked two weeks from now I'll just wait to play for the public.
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Re: Dax sighting...
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2011, 01:09:59 PM »
I like the direction of this thread.
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