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Porn for Snaggie...
« on: March 01, 2011, 04:31:20 PM »
Long snapping trick shots... someone get that man a box of tissue and some lotion...

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It's clear now that 2011 will be the off-season of the trick shot video in college football, with outstanding submissions by quarterbacks Johnny McEntee of UConn and Alex Tanney of Monmouth. But throwing the ball overhand like that? So played out. So February.

The logical next step, then, is long-snapping, and Zach Enyeart of Washington State is here to school the masses on how to do that properly. It's now time to watch four minutes of long-snapping tricks, because why not? It's the off-season!



There's an endearing goofiness to it, like a PG-rated Jackass episode -- for crying out loud, there's a target hanging between a guy's legs -- but with tricks instead of human misery (the denouement aside, of course). Also, the golf course sequence was particularly inspired, and we'd like to believe that his "putt" was on the first take so it's a legit par. Odds aren't great on that, but this is a trick shot video on YouTube; the end product is what matters, not the process.

One must wonder, though, that if we're already in the long snap portion of this fad and it's been less than a month, where will it go by June or July? Athletic trainer stunts? Check out this person putting an air cast on a shattered tibia in under 30 seconds! Watch as the trainer throws balls of tape into a garbage can from 30 rows up at the stadium! Who can stay in the cold tub the longest without developing life-threatening hypothermia???

Actually, now that I think of it, I really want to watch an athletic trainer trick shot video. Get at it already, Internet!
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Re: Porn for Snaggie...
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2011, 09:01:41 PM »
Damn, with the title I thought it was gonna be a Dax strip tease video.
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Re: Porn for Snaggie...
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 09:48:13 AM »
Ooohhhh yes, yes, yes.....that's it.....come to papa....
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 11:26:01 AM »
The serious part of this video is that this kid is going to get a free agent contract with some team to be the long snapper, and get paid 250k a year.  Brilliant move on his part.
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Re: Porn for Snaggie...
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 12:45:22 PM »
His long snapping is Daxellent.
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