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My Buddy's Comedy Gig

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My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:04:45 PM »
This was his second show. He did another Open Mic in Atlanta, which was pretty good too.



Not bad for an early attempt, in my opinion.

He went up against about 15-20 amateur comedians and placed 2nd. I thought he got robbed out of 1st.

The person he's heckling to take his shirt off was an about 80 year old man.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 02:26:35 PM »
 :bugs: The dating jokes needed a keyboard warning.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 04:01:27 PM »
I keep falling asleep in weird places.  I thought it was because I'm a heroin addict.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 10:41:45 AM »
Me, Taylor, and this cat were pretty much the clique growing up.

Then he went to some Youth-Pastor school in Canada instead of Auburn, and we hardly stayed in touch with him since then.

I'm definitely going to see him the next time he comes to the Stardome (which apparently is April 1).
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 10:57:12 AM »
Me, Taylor, and this cat were pretty much the clique growing up.

Then he went to some Youth-Pastor school in Canada instead of Auburn, and we hardly stayed in touch with him since then.

I'm definitely going to see him the next time he comes to the Stardome (which apparently is April 1).

Oh, so he finds God and tries to get his life straight and you guys want nothing to do with him.  I see how it is.  Haters.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 11:12:06 AM »
Me, Taylor, and this cat were pretty much the clique growing up.


Were ya'll 213?  Did you regulate?
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM »
Funny stuff.  I thought it was really good actually.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 02:07:02 PM »
Were ya'll 213?  Did you regulate?

16 in the clip and 1 in the hole, Chizad bout to make some bodies turn cold.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 02:23:50 PM »
16 in the clip and 1 in the hole, Chizad bout to make some bodies turn cold.

now they droppin and yellin, it's a tad bit late Chizad and James Walker Wallace had to regulate
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 02:37:52 PM »
This was his other show.

You can tell he's super nervous, and it just overall wasn't as funny. He definitely overused the word "fuck", most likely as a nervous tick. But again, for a first attempt, I've seen worse.

To me, the improvement from his first show to his second is promising for what he may be able to do down the line.

« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 02:40:02 PM by AUChizad »
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 02:49:05 PM »
Fuck?  Didn't they learn him nuthin' in pastorin' school?
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 03:33:20 PM »
We gots in trouble and did many drugs.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 07:02:54 AM »
We gots in trouble and did many drugs.

Is semen a drug?
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 03:51:31 PM »
So he won second for that performance.

He won first his next time up.

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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2011, 04:12:09 PM »
He is good, but no Bob Saget.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2011, 09:42:32 PM »
He is good, but no Bob Saget.

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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2011, 09:15:44 AM »
Somebody send these clips to Charlie Sheen. He needs some help.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2011, 06:14:16 PM »
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 06:41:29 PM »

Yeah...the people that he pointed out and said have hepatitis...that was us.  We are kind of a big deal.
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Re: My Buddy's Comedy Gig
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2011, 09:35:04 AM »
He was on some late night local TV show in Montgomery.

Really, it's only funny in the context of the rest of the show. I especially recommend "Text Shout Outs".

James's parts are at 11.00 & 27:30.

http://blip.tv/video-drop/video-drop-5344945
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