Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?

[Tiger Wench]

From EDSBS:

A college kicker in almost every other state would have to pay you to ask for an autograph, but in Soviet Alabama YOU PAY KICKER FOR SIGN:

Wes Byrum will be signing Autographs Friday night March 11th along with Nick Fairley. Wes Byrum autograph tickets include a National Champs inscription free of charge. Tickets for an autograph are $45 each and any item can be autographed.

Auburn defensive tackle Nick Fairley—the 290 pound beast who just ran a 4.81 second 40 yard dash at the combine—will also be signing, so chances are high that Tigers kicker Wes Byrum isn’t the only thing you’ll be paying for with your $45. Still, the points stand about Alabamians spending more money per capita on football than any other fans on the planet, and about their general mass derangement when it comes to America’s great sporting love. In conclusion please note that “any item can be autographed,” and that includes that beautiful three month old baby, ma’am. (Wes Byrum then signs your baby.)

[Kaos]

From EDSBS:

Auburn defensive tackle Nick Fairley—the 290 pound beast who just ran a 4.81 second 40 yard dash at the combine—will also be signing, so chances are high that Tigers kicker Wes Byrum isn’t the only thing you’ll be paying for with your $45. Still, the points stand about Alabamians spending more money per capita on football than any other fans on the planet, and about their general mass derangement when it comes to America’s great sporting love. In conclusion please note that “any item can be autographed,” and that includes that beautiful three month old baby, ma’am. (Wes Byrum then signs your baby.)

It's a joke until you find out that some damn fools actually do this sort of thing.  And not our damn fools. 

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/08/11/saban-id-love-to-sign-your-baby/

[jmar]

It's a joke until you find out that some damn fools actually do this sort of thing.  And not our damn fools. 

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/08/11/saban-id-love-to-sign-your-baby/

Nick Saban applying mark of beast tat on tot.

[Jumbo]

No way I would pay over $100 for a Cam Autograph, I paid $40 for a mini helmet signed by Cam, Darvin, Dyer, Onterio and Lutz


http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html

[Snaggletiger]

I got Neil Caudle's autograph for free.  Hey, at least he held the game winning kick.  Tried to get the deep snapper but they were going for $65.00 a pop and the line was too long.

[JR4AU]

No autograph is worth paying for to me.

[Jumbo]

I got Neil Caudle's autograph for free.  Hey, at least he held the game winning kick.  Tried to get the deep snapper but they were going for $65.00 a pop and the line was too long.

Showoff.

[Snaggletiger]

Showoff.

I only roll with the biggest playas.....playa.

[Jumbo]

I only roll with the biggest playas.....playa.

You spent $20,000 on your New Year's Eve outfit.

[AUTailgatingRules]

I'd happily buy him a few beers for the kick I've been waiting my whole life for....however I'm not paying for anyone's autograph.

[BZ770]

I don't know how much a crack rock goes for but I bet you get Keith McCants autograph for an even trade.

[wreckingball]

No way I would pay over $100 for a Cam Autograph, I paid $40 for a mini helmet signed by Cam, Darvin, Dyer, Onterio and Lutz


http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html

Check out the one my girlfriends dad got for free from his friend.