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Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB

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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2011, 04:49:28 PM »
That is the biggest BS I have ever heard.  First of all they recorded that on what a Fisher Price tape recorder.  Second we know that is Cecil...uhhh how?  This shit is really starting to piss me off.

Even the "cleaned up" version is essentially untelligible. 

Four words are clear on it. 

Cecil. 200 from Auburn.

Nothing else sounds human. 

Coincidence? Total bullshit. 

And here's the BIG kicker. 

Even if they prove it WAS Cecil.  Even if he DID say that.  Shhhhh..... wait for it....














































IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. 

Sans proof of an actual transaction?  Irrelevant.  And that dirt has already been dug and redug. 
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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2011, 05:10:54 PM »
That is the biggest BS I have ever heard.  First of all they recorded that on what a Fisher Price tape recorder.  Second we know that is Cecil...uhhh how?  This shit is really starting to piss me off.

This is the worst piece of audio garbage that I have ever heard. Even Fuckscum said this was a bunch of total bs and the voice in the audio actually sounded like Kenny Rogers. It amazes me even more that this guy has been ranting and raving about Auburn is going down and he has the proof, and now this audio. What a fucking absolute retard.

Just when you think you have seen the most stupid Updike on this planet, another trumps it. Even the Brooks guy is backing away from this shit bag. There are no words for how retarded this is.

Oh, and I see the NtY fb page is now being littered by Updikes. I wanted to respond to the fuckface that posted the "new and improved audio" but I figured he has made himself look stupid all by himself. (I.must.resist.responding!)
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« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2011, 05:14:17 PM »
I still hear Cam ordering a meat lovers pan pizza on that tape.
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« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2011, 05:15:55 PM »
Oh God, Finebaum and Shane play like Laurel @ Hardy. It's a practised skit where Finebaum plays the straight guy (devil's advocate) and Shane is the assclown or stooge. It's rehearsed! But that is how they get their propaganda out. BRILLIANT!
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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2011, 05:16:44 PM »
I still hear Cam ordering a meat lovers pan pizza on that tape.

No, its DiGorno.
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« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2011, 05:17:31 PM »
Oh God, Finebaum and Shane play like Laurel @ Hardy. It's a practised skit where Finebaum plays the straight guy (devil's advocate) and Shane is the assclown or stooge. It's rehearsed! But that is how they get their propaganda out. BRILLIANT!

Thankfully I missed that today. 

I checked in on Dumbaway and Brown but they stayed a million miles away from it. 
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« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2011, 05:18:39 PM »
No, its DiGorno.

It's clearly Papa Johns.  You can hear it distinctly just as the tape fades out of track 2 and pops over to track 3.
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« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2011, 05:21:37 PM »
Listen closely at the 13 second mark and I swear you can hear Moore's mother calling him for supper in the background.
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« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2011, 05:22:52 PM »
I know Cam is there...I heard him breathing.  Is this one of those tapes that has a ghost's voice on it and 15 people hear 15 different things, then one person in the group says that it sounds like he's ordering a pizza with extra sausage, now the other 14 people are able to hear him ordering the pizza?
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« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »
It's clearly Papa Johns.  You can hear it distinctly just as the tape fades out of track 2 and pops over to track 3.

It must be the banana peppers then.
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« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2011, 05:39:58 PM »
If you play the recording backwards you can hear Cam whispering, "All hail Lord Saban, All hail Lord Saban, Paul is dead"
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« Reply #51 on: March 02, 2011, 06:42:14 PM »
FU GF
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« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2011, 07:10:17 AM »
If you play the recording backwards you can hear Cam whispering, "All hail Lord Saban, All hail Lord Saban, Paul is dead"
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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »
FU GF

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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2011, 09:26:36 PM »
Unconfirmed text. 

Recording everybody has heard, confirmed to be a fake by Bond's attorney. 

Ugh. 

Liars.  Liars all. 
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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2011, 12:02:44 AM »
http://blogs.clarionledger.com/msu/2011/03/03/bonds-attorney-alleged-newton-recording-a-fake/

Well, imagine that. Like K says, liars all of them.

Guess they had to go back and doctor the things up again. 
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Re: Infamous Miss. State Tapes Do Not Include Newtons per SbB
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2011, 12:05:33 AM »
Guess they had to go back and doctor the things up again.

I can think of a few other things they need to doctor up. Their assholes.
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« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2011, 08:31:21 AM »
I can think of a few other things they need to doctor up. Their assholes.
Shane says the nineteen Tuscaloosa County chiuauauas have knowledge of the Newton deal and location of the authentic tapes.
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