Mountain Brook

wesfau · « **on:** April 01, 2008, 03:29:22 PM »

Yes, it is whitebread and uptight. It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast. These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.

Ogre · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:30:26 PM »

That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy. You just helped me make up my mind.

wesfau · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 01, 2008, 03:30:26 PM

That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy. You just helped me make up my mind.

Shit, man, I'm way ahead of you. I just cut the legs off my best jeans, bought some deck shoes, and started working on a passable accent.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:36:59 PM »

You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard. You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.

wesfau · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 01, 2008, 03:36:59 PM

You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard. You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.

Never underestimate the power of suggestive language. Someone has obviously been putting it to good use on AWK: they've got him convinced that beer drinking is to be deprioritized for work and school. Nefarious plan, that.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:17:57 PM »

Wes...I've noticed this... Good googly moogly there's some talent around here. :thumbsup:

wesfau · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:21:24 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on April 01, 2008, 04:17:57 PM

Wes...I've noticed this... Good googly moogly there's some talent around here. :thumbsup:

I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon. Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:22:39 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:21:24 PM

I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon. Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.

Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!

wesfau · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:23:38 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on April 01, 2008, 04:22:39 PM

Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!

It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway. You're too.......blonde!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:29:58 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:23:38 PM

It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway. You're too.......blonde!

...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

wesfau · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:31:59 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on April 01, 2008, 04:29:58 PM

...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

Never saw that movie, huh?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:32:36 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 04:31:59 PM

Never saw that movie, huh?

HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....

...damnit.....

wesfau · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:37:56 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on April 01, 2008, 04:32:36 PM

HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....

...damnit.....

Here's another great quote from the same film:

Sticking feathers in your ass does not make you a chicken.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2008, 05:02:34 PM »

Fight Club... shit...

DnATL · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:49:31 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on April 01, 2008, 03:29:22 PM

Yes, it is whitebread and uptight. It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast. These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.

Per capita? Maybe that But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

Aubie16 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2008, 10:14:53 PM »

Damn.

Believe it or not, I was actually a pool boy for 5 summers in East Cobb during high school and college. (Well, actually all over north Atlanta, but primarily East Cobb.)