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Mountain Brook
« on: April 01, 2008, 03:29:22 PM »
Yes, it is whitebread and uptight.  It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast.  These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 03:30:26 PM »
That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy.  You just helped me make up my mind.
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 03:32:33 PM »
That's funny, I've been pondering switching careers and becoming a pool boy.  You just helped me make up my mind.

Shit, man, I'm way ahead of you.  I just cut the legs off my best jeans, bought some deck shoes, and started working on a passable accent.
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 03:36:59 PM »
You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard.  You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 03:40:37 PM »
You see mam, to get the pool really clean, you have to use the long shaft and push hard.  You can be gentle in this area but when you get to the deep end, I use a very long pole to make sure I reach those places that haven't been touched n a while.

Well, let me take off my shirt and get to work.

Never underestimate the power of suggestive language.  Someone has obviously been putting it to good use on AWK: they've got him convinced that beer drinking is to be deprioritized for work and school.  Nefarious plan, that.
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 04:17:57 PM »
Wes...I've noticed this...  Good googly moogly there's some talent around here.   :thumbsup:
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 04:21:24 PM »
Wes...I've noticed this...  Good googly moogly there's some talent around here.   :thumbsup:

I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon.  Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 04:22:39 PM »
I hear that you'll be attending a top secret meeting of the Illuminati this afternoon.  Remember to bring two black shirts, two pairs of black trousers, one pair of black boots, two pairs of black socks, one black coat and $300 personal burial money.

Godspeed, space monkey.

Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 04:23:38 PM »
Quiet! Don't blow it b'damnit!

It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway.  You're too.......blonde!
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 04:29:58 PM »
It's ok, you wouldn't make it anyway.  You're too.......blonde!

...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 04:31:59 PM »
...umm...blonde...or..errrr....bald...

 :silence:

Never saw that movie, huh?
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 04:32:36 PM »
Never saw that movie, huh?

HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....   




...damnit.....
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 04:37:56 PM »
HAHAHAHA.... I know it's from one, I just can't remember it....   




...damnit.....

Here's another great quote from the same film:

Sticking feathers in your ass does not make you a chicken.
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 05:02:34 PM »
Fight Club...  shit... :vn:
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 08:49:31 PM »
Yes, it is whitebread and uptight.  It is also, however, home to more fine fucking soccer moms per capita than any other place in the southeast.  These women have nothing to do but jog, shop, and fuck the pool boy.

Mercy.
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 10:14:53 PM »
Damn.

Believe it or not, I was actually a pool boy for 5 summers in East Cobb during high school and college. (Well, actually all over north Atlanta, but primarily East Cobb.)
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 01:45:30 AM »
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

Fuck East Cobb...

Just sayin...
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 10:25:02 AM »
Per capita?  Maybe that  But for sheer numbers, there's East Cobb....

Yeah, that's why I said "per capita".
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 10:40:09 AM »
Fuck East Cobb...

Just sayin...
How about just its female population?
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Re: Mountain Brook
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 10:56:11 AM »
How about just its female population?

Granted.
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