This couple was in Mexico on vacation and thought they were late for meeting their tour bus. They didn't have watch and came across this guy seated up against the building and taking a siesta (which is what Mexicans do all day)
Excuse me senior, but could you tell us what time it is?
The guy slowly raises his sombrero, looks at the couple, then reaches over to a donkey standing beside him. He cups the donkeys balls, lifts them up and lowers them back down.....eet ees 3:00 O'Clock.
Thank you...but how in the world do you tell time by feeling a donkey's balls.
The Mexican responds (And they really do talk like this) First, I reech out like deese...an I cup dee donkeese balls like deese.....I raise deem up......and you see that clock over there on dee wall?