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Hey Buzz
« on: February 24, 2011, 03:39:41 PM »
Guess what showed up on your front porch today.   Don't drink it all at once



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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 03:54:40 PM »
Guess what showed up on your front porch today.   Don't drink it all at once
:bar:

Can't wait to break into it.  Gracias sir!
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 04:29:34 PM »
:bar:

Can't wait to break into it.  Gracias sir!

Don't trust him, its been poisoned. For your safety, you should have it tasted by everyone else here at the X before you partake.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 04:41:44 PM »
Don't trust him, its been poisoned. For your safety, you should have it tasted by everyone else here at the X before you partake.
What, a six pack of Blue Moon  pale possum piss ?
No thanks.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 09:52:31 PM »
soooo how was it?
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 09:58:15 PM »
Kiddo went to bed a short wile ago and I am sipping on a little as we speak type.  I'm thinking of mixing some later with some Sprite in honor of Snaggie.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 10:04:02 PM »
Kiddo went to bed a short wile ago and I am sipping on a little as we speak type.  I'm thinking of mixing some later with some Sprite in honor of Snaggie.

Wouldn't it be diet Sprite?
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 11:46:45 PM »
Wouldn't it be diet Sprite?

Diet Code Red.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2011, 01:25:15 PM »
Kiddo went to bed a short wile ago and I am sipping on a little as we speak type.  I'm thinking of mixing some later with some Sprite in honor of Snaggie.
Did you pour some on the ground for the homies?
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2011, 03:39:48 PM »
Kiddo went to bed a short wile ago and I am sipping on a little as we speak type.  I'm thinking of mixing some later with some Sprite in honor of Snaggie.

Too much of teh burrbinz last nite.  I may not start drinking until at least 8:00 tonight.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 03:55:44 PM »
Too much of teh burrbinz last nite.  I may not start drinking until at least 8:00 tonight.

Been peeing out my butt all day.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2011, 01:27:51 AM »
Been peeing out my butt all day.

I feel your pain.   Wait....no I don't. It's 12:25 a.m. and this Knob Creek and coke is sayin' sweet and sexy things to me.  Hey baby...how you doin'...you want some of this......
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2011, 10:59:45 PM »
Been peeing out my butt all day.
I just spent the last 5 days on the beach in Fort Myers...getting shit faced.   I paid for it today with liquid ass.
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Re: Hey Buzz
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 11:43:34 PM »
I"m telling you, the market for selling butt plugs will never go negative.
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