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Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team

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Saniflush

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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2011, 02:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:08:28 PM
  He's out of ammo?  I'm going to share mine with him.

What if you are shootin' blanks? 
Still gonna give him some and does he want it?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2011, 02:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 22, 2011, 02:10:22 PM
What if you are shootin' blanks? 
Still gonna give him some and does he want it?

I never shoot blanks.  My intent is always to kill.
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2011, 02:36:35 PM »
So many quips and jabs floating around this board ready to be discovered and chuckled at. But I digress. There's apparently no room for laughter, or pointing out obvious contradictions, in war.
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Token on February 22, 2011, 02:36:35 PM
So many quips and jabs floating around this board ready to be discovered and chuckled at. But I digress. There's apparently no room for laughter, or pointing out obvious contradictions, in war.

Beat someone's ass tonight, video tape it, and then upload tomorrow, please.
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2011, 02:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Token on February 22, 2011, 02:36:35 PM
So many quips and jabs floating around this board ready to be discovered and chuckled at. But I digress. There's apparently no room for laughter, or pointing out obvious contradictions, in war.

We're on lockdown.  No laughing, not grab-ass, no dissent in the ranks.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2011, 02:52:56 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 22, 2011, 02:42:54 PM
We're on lockdown.  No laughing, not grab-ass, no dissent in the ranks.

There's always Canada...

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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2011, 02:54:35 PM »
The appropriate reply would have involved spending the night in the box.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2011, 02:56:43 PM »
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #48 on: February 22, 2011, 02:57:56 PM »
Just curious.  Why is Scott Van Pelt in the draft dodger picture? 
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2011, 02:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:52:56 PM
There's always Canada...



Peace is the answer man. It's far out. All you need is love.
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2011, 03:01:53 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 22, 2011, 02:59:32 PM
Peace is the answer man. It's far out. All you need is love.

It's much easier if we all live in a yellow submarine
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Re: Two random tree remarks toward the rugby team
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2011, 03:11:28 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 22, 2011, 02:52:56 PM
There's always Canada...



You know, that's a hulluva punchline you are leaving out there with the "love it or leave it" reference.  Just sayin.
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