A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[Tiger Wench]

Holy shit...

I pray that doesn't happen to my girls because there would be a dead mother fucker somewhere and I would be in prison a free man since I live in Texas and we no bill guys who beat child molesters to death with their bare hands...

Fixt.  God Bless Texas.

[Montezuma58]

But, but, but...I can't get it up.

Strangely, the video isn't playing. Imagine that.



'I wanna make love" without Viagras.

Looks like Mr. Jockisch will be going to federal pound me in the ass prison.
http://blog.al.com/live/2014/02/with_federal_indictment_prosec.html#incart_river_default

[The Prowler]

Former uat RB Alvin Kamara was arrested last night. Suspended learners permit, driving a rental vehicle, no seat belt. Permit was suspend due to a failure to appear in Court back in December for a undisclosed incident.


http://m.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2014/feb/14/former-norcross-star-alabama-signee-alvin-kamara/?templates=mobile

[oldautiger]

Former uat RB Alvin Kamara was arrested last night. Suspended learners permit, driving a rental vehicle, no seat belt. Permit was suspend due to a failure to appear in Court back in December for a undisclosed incident.


http://m.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2014/feb/14/former-norcross-star-alabama-signee-alvin-kamara/?templates=mobile

I guess he will be cut down to only one scoop of ice cream now.  Teach him a real lesson in life.

[Montezuma58]

http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Steven_Garrison_16543602/

Charges
#1 BURGLARY FORCE RESIDENCE 1ST
BOND: $100000

[dallaswareagle]

You know you would think that wearing identifiable shirts would be a very noticeable thing on someone committing a crime. But I think in there mind it is camouflage as they blend in when all the other fucktards.   

[Montezuma58]

http://www.franklinsheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=140219308

Booking #:   140219308
Age:   29
Gender:   MALE
Race:   WHITE
Address:   RUSSELLVILLE, AL
Arresting Agency:   FCSD
Booking Date:   02-18-2014
Release Date:   02-18-2014
Charges:   
NWNI-NEGOTIATING WORTHLESS INSTRUMENTS (6CTS)
Bond:   $1,500.00

http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Demario_Reed_16551993/

[dallaswareagle]

http://www.franklinsheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=140219308

http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Demario_Reed_16551993/

NWNI-NEGOTIATING WORTHLESS INSTRUMENTS (6CTS)


Playing with himself?

[Buzz Killington]

Former uat RB Alvin Kamara was arrested last night. Suspended learners permit, driving a rental vehicle, no seat belt. Permit was suspend due to a failure to appear in Court back in December for a undisclosed incident.


http://m.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2014/feb/14/former-norcross-star-alabama-signee-alvin-kamara/?templates=mobile

So, he hasn't had to give it back yet?

[AUChizad]

There was a prostitution sting in Birmingham this week.

Al.com failed to mention that one of the guys busted in the sting was former "legendary" Alabama golfer Sam Farlow:


I am currently twitter battling the shit out of Matt Scalisci over it for those interested.

[WiregrassTiger]

There was a prostitution sting in Birmingham this week.

Al.com failed to mention that one of the guys busted in the sting was former "legendary" Alabama golfer Sam Farlow:


I am currently twitter battling the shoot out of Matt Scalisci over it for those interested.

Sorry. Got to rearrange my sock drawer.

[Montezuma58]

http://www.waff.com/story/24797758/armed-robber-caught-on-video-identified

Police: Armed woman caught on video identified
Posted: Feb 23, 2014 7:28 AM CST
Updated: Feb 23, 2014 8:49 AM CST
By WAFF.com Staff - email
 

Florence police said this woman has been identified as Debbie Johnson Cochran.

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Police: Armed woman caught on video identified
Updated: Feb 23, 2014 8:49 AM CST
The woman Cherokee police were searching for in connection with an armed robbery was quickly taken into custody.

 
CHEROKEE, AL (WAFF) -
The woman Cherokee police were searching for in connection with an armed robbery was quickly taken into custody.

Additional Links
Robbery caught on tape in Cherokee
Florence police said the woman caught holding a gun on surveillance was identified as Debbie Johnson Cochran, 32, and was taken into custody in Mississippi on Friday.

Cherokee police first asked for the community's help identifying the woman after she allegedly robbed a store at gunpoint earlier that day. The robbery happened at 11:39 a.m. at the Chiska BP Gas Station on Highway 72. Two small children were seen in the car she was driving.

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[dallaswareagle]

http://www.waff.com/story/24797758/armed-robber-caught-on-video-identified

I am guessing the confused look on her face is from forgetting which pack of smokes her husband/uncle wanted.

[AUownsU]

Gump calls in to WHNT newsroom..

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=820197521328671&id=167256289956134

Greg Screws WHNT

Call to the newsroom tonight….
 
Me: WHNT NEWS 19. Can I help you?
 
Caller:WHATTHEHELLAREYOUPEOPLEDOINGDAMNCOMMERICALSALLIWANTTODOISWATCHTVDAMMITT.
 
ME: Excuse me?
 
(click)
 
Me: (…dialing back…) This is Greg Screws from WHNT NEWS 19. I’m looking for the person that just called our newsroom.
 
(click)
 
Me: (…dialing back…) This is Greg Screws from WHNT NEWS 19. I’m looking for the person that just called our newsroom.
 
Caller:WHATTHEHELLAREYOUPEOPLEDOINGDAMNCOMMERICALSALLIWANTTODOISWATCHTVDAMMITT.
 
Me: Sir, if you can just slow down a bit maybe I can help you.
 
Caller:ALLIWANTTODOISWATCHTVANDYOUGUYSJUSTROLLTHOSECOMMERCIALSITJUSTDRIVESMECRAZY
 
Me: Sir. What is the problem exactly?
 Caller:IWASWATCHINGWHEELANDYOUDUMBASSESJUSTROLLEDTOOMANYCOMMERICALS.
 
Me: Sir. You are asking about Wheel of Fortune?
 
Caller: YES! YES! YES! IMTRYINGTOWATCHWHEELDAMMITT!
 
Me: Sir. You have called the wrong station. That would be 48.
 
Caller: ......
 
Me: Sir? Are you there?
 
Caller: Yes.

Me: That would be 48.
Caller: Oh…
 
Me: Anything else I can help you with.
 
Caller: No. When do the Braves start playing?
 
Me: April 8th sir. Opening Day. That’s my sister’s birthday.
 
Caller: No kidding. What’s her name?
 Me: Vicki.
 
Caller: Well…tell her Happy Birthday!
 
Me: I will sir. Thank you for calling.
Caller: You’re welcome. Roll Tide.

      

[The Prowler]

I guarantee you this person is wearing a red uat shirt...

(Tuscaloosa Co., Justin James Clements, arrested for rape, sodomy, incest, rape)

http://m.myfoxal.com/#!/newsDetail/24819225

[oldautiger]

I am guessing the confused look on her face is from forgetting which pack of smokes her husband/uncle wanted.

I'm guessing that she's confused, wearing a North Carolina cap and a turd shirt.

[Buzz Killington]

http://www.waff.com/story/24797758/armed-robber-caught-on-video-identified

Gimme all yer D cell battries

[AUChizad]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/alabama-seeks-mercy-for-trying-to-hire-kkk-hitman/2014/02/27/83f70e62-9fdf-11e3-878c-65222df220eb_story.html

Alabama man seeks mercy for trying to hire KKK hitman

By Associated Press, Updated: Thursday, February 27, 12:46 PM
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — An Alabama man is seeking mercy after pleading guilty to trying to hire a Ku Klux Klan hitman to kill a black neighbor.

Attorneys for Allen Wayne Morgan describe the 30-year-old Munford man as a drug-addicted veteran of more than 175 combat missions in Iraq.

The defense says Morgan was suffering severe mental problems when he tried to arrange the hit last year and shouldn’t spend more than five years in prison.

Prosecutors are asking for a sentence twice that long during a sentencing hearing set for Thursday afternoon in Birmingham.

The government says Morgan tried his best to hire a supposed KKK member to kill a black neighbor he suspected of having sex with his wife.

The gunman turned out to be with the FBI, and Morgan was arrested.

If you guessed bammer, you're right.
https://www.facebook.com/allen.morgan.1610/likes?collection_token=100004207862297%3A2409997254%3A45&next_cursor=MDpub3Rfc3RydWN0dXJlZDoxNzg1MTM4OTU1MjAwNTc%3D

Likes include:   
University of Alabama Campus Veterans Association
University of Alabama Athletics
University of Alabama Office of Veteran and Military Affairs

[Montezuma58]

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2014/02/deputies_disarm_arrest_man_arm.html#incart_river

Can't get to pic on al.cum's borked mobile site.

[Vandy Vol]

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2014/02/deputies_disarm_arrest_man_arm.html#incart_river

Can't get to pic on al.cum's borked mobile site.