A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[Montezuma58]

One of these days I might get around to posting in some other threads.  In the mean time, feel free to point and laugh at Franklin County.  Haven't spent much time there but the evidence suggests it has a bigger mullet infestation than Morgan County.  Normally I don't go sifting through mugshots to find these.  I like it a little better when there's a story to go with the incarcerated updyke fan.  But holy fuck, Franklin County makes this too easy.  I even skipped a few that weren't conclusively bammers based on the photos but would be willing to bet the house that they were.

INMATE NAME: SONNY HAMLET

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DOB: 06/03/91

CITY: HACKELBURG, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 07/23/13

CHARGES: GIVING FALSE INFORMATION TO LAW ENFORCEMENT

CHARGES: TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE

CHARGES: IPPL

ARRESTING AGENCY: FCSD

INMATE NAME: DAVID PRESLEY

DOB: 03/21/94

CITY: RUSSELLVILLE, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 07/23/13

CHARGES: DUI

CHARGES: IPPL

CHARGES: MINOR IN POSSESSION OF ALCOHOL

ARRESTING AGENCY: FCSD

INMATE NAME: KACEY LOVELESS

DOB: 07/03/91

CITY: HACKELBURG, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 07/02/13

CHARGES: FTA: MANUFACTURE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE

ARRESTING AGENCY: FCSD

INMATE NAME: KYLE GLASGOW

DOB: 08/04/86

CITY: RUSSELLVILLE, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 07/11/1

CHARGES: ARSON SECOND DEGREE

ARRESTING AGENCY: RPD

INMATE NAME: JOEL SHEWBART

DOB: 11/08/67

CITY: MUSCLE SHOALS, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 06/17/13

CHARGES: POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA

CHARGES: ATTEMPT TO COMMIT A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE CRIME

ARRESTING AGENCY: FCSD

INMATE NAME: CHRISTOPHER HILDERBRAND

DOB: 09/16/92

CITY: RUSSELLVILLE, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 06/19/13

CHARGES: DISTRIBUTION OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE

ARRESTING AGENCY: RPD

INMATE NAME: ALAN WRIGHT

DOB: 04/26/84

CITY: RUSSELLVILLE, AL

ARREST DATE: 02/25/13

CHARGES: ATTEMPT TO COMMIT CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE CRIME

CHARGES: POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA

CHARGES: ENDANGERING THE WELFARE OF A CHILD

ARRESTING AGENCY: RUSSELLVILLE POLICE

INMATE NAME: JOHN WATTS

DOB: 01/23/69

CITY: HALEYVILLE, AL

ARREST DATE: 02/28/13

CHARGES: RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY FIRST DEGREE

CHARGES: MANUFACTURE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE FIRST DEGREE

CHARGES: CRIMINAL TRESPASS THIRD DEGREE

ARRESTING AGENCY: FRANKLIN COUNTY

INMATE NAME: JONATHON MCLEMORE

DOB: 06/04/73

CITY: PHIL CAMPBELL, ALABAM

ARREST DATE: 11/27/12

CHARGES: TOP FIRST DEGREE

ARRESTING AGENCY: FRANKLIN COUNTY

INMATE NAME: JOEY MITCHELL

DOB: 11/13/70

CITY: RUSSELLVILLE, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 11/30/12

CHARGES: FTA: DUI

ARRESTING AGENCY: FRANKLIN COUNTY

INMATE NAME: MICHAEL POSEY

DOB: 03/25/94

CITY: ADDISON, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 12/07/12

CHARGES: RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY FIRST DEGREE

ARRESTING AGENCY: FRANKLIN COUNTY

INMATE NAME: JENNIFER GREEN

DOB: 06/28/72

CITY: CHEROKEE, ALABAMA

ARREST DATE: 12/09/12

CHARGES: ILLEGAL POSSESSION PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION

ARRESTING AGENCY: FRANKLIN COUNTY

[Montezuma58]

Speaking of Morgan County,
Photo in news release:



Booking photo:



Story link:
www.waaytv.com/news/local/hart...html?mode=story

Police arrested Amanda Westmoreland Engle without incident at a home on County Road 1078 in Vinemont, according to Hartselle Police Department spokesman Lt. Justin Barley. The vehicle police said she took from the scene was found in a field about a mile away from the home.

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Police started looking for Engle after they said she shot her boyfriend during a domestic argument at the Hartselle Exxon around 5 a.m. The victim was shot in the shoulder with a small-caliber pistol.

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[Saniflush]

Gotta say that you have been bringing the pain sir.

[Montezuma58]

Not just any crime.  It's crime of he week.

Our Crime for this Week occurred on Friday, May 31st 2013 at 301 Suite B in Bridge Street Shopping Center (Ulta Cosmetics and Fragrances) here in town. According to Huntsville Police, the offender came into the store and started removing bottles of perfume from the shelves and placed them into a bag that he had brought into the store. He then immediately leaves the store without paying.

Video surveillance shows the offender who appears to be a W/M, wearing tan shorts, red polo shirt and Alabama cap.

[Montezuma58]

I was listening to the radio this morning. There was a news bit about a meth bust in Franklin County with 10 arrests.  They said go to our web site to see the mug shots.  I thought to myself "I bet there's at least one updyke in the bunch."  I was correct.

http://www.waff.com/story/23233406/tips-from-public-lead-to

[noxin]

Was the story about meth, or that guy's bust?

[Buzz Killington]

Was the story about meth, or that guy's bust?

They're real and they're spectacular

[AUChizad]

I happen to know a couple that was recently busted for White Collar crime. I won't name names or link to the story, but I know them and I know that they are Bammers because their daughter was a long-time girlfriend of my brother.

Her father forbode her from going to Auburn, despite her wanting to do so. Wouldn't pay a dime for it. Showed up to Auburn baseball games, in which my brother was pitching, decked out in Bama gear. Pressured her to break up with my brother and instead date another kid from our home town that was on the Bama football team. NAMED THE FAMILY DOG THIS KID'S FULL NAME while she was still dating my brother.

He and his wife will now be spending 20 years in prison on felony ethics charges. You can look the story up if you like.

[Saniflush]

I happen to know a couple that was recently busted for White Collar crime. I won't name names or link to the story, but I know them and I know that they are Bammers because their daughter was a long-time girlfriend of my brother.

Her father forbode her from going to Auburn, despite her wanting to do so. Wouldn't pay a dime for it. Showed up to Auburn baseball games, in which my brother was pitching, decked out in Bama gear. Pressured her to break up with my brother and instead date another kid from our home town that was on the Bama football team. NAMED THE FAMILY DOG THIS KID'S FULL NAME while she was still dating my brother.

He and his wife will now be spending 20 years in prison on felony ethics charges. You can look the story up if you like.

Is the chick hot and if yes, you got any pictures?

[Snaggletiger]

Is the chick hot and if yes, you got any pictures?

This man knows how to spot the real issues in a story.

[Montezuma58]

MASSENGALE, CHARLES WILLIAM
Age at Arrest: 39
Date of Birth: 04/26/1974
Arresting Agency: Chattanooga

Last Date of Arrest: 08/24/2013
Charge(s):
VIOLATION OF ORDER OF PROTECTION

www.chattanoogan.com/2013/8/26...il-Booking.aspx

[Saniflush]

MASSENGALE, CHARLES WILLIAM
Age at Arrest: 39
Date of Birth: 04/26/1974
Arresting Agency: Chattanooga

Last Date of Arrest: 08/24/2013
Charge(s):
VIOLATION OF ORDER OF PROTECTION

www.chattanoogan.com/2013/8/26...il-Booking.aspx

What a douche!  No really!

[WiregrassTiger]

What a douche!  No really!

I bet you they can make him sing Rocky Top in Brushy Mountain Penitentiary. But, I must admit. I've been considering the same design but with War Eagle--of course. I think I'm gonna get the tiger stripes on my back and a tail painted down my leg running up to my arse hole. War on left cheek and Eagle on right.

[dallaswareagle]

I'd leave him alone, that tear drop coming from his eye means he has killed.














Most likely his livelihood with that shit on his face.

[bgreene]

The killer is that mustache!

[Montezuma58]

What a douche!  No really!

LMAO I was so fascinated with the face tats I didn't notice. 

There are some more of his mug shots posted over on the no fun (scout) board.

[Saniflush]

LMAO I was so fascinated with the face tats I didn't notice. 

There are some more of his mug shots posted over on the no fun (scout) board.

I always make a point to read the names since you can get a "Bear" or "Crimson" in there.  And then there are times like this when you just hit the mother-load.

[Buzz Killington]

Ho Li Fuk

Seriously, is that a Spiderman/Wolverine combo tat?

[Montezuma58]

DECATUR, Alabama -- A Decatur man was arrested after police say a fight at his girlfriend's apartment turned into assault over the Labor Day weekend.


Terry James Light (Contributed by Decatur Police Department)

Police responded to a domestic call at an apartment in the 1200 block of Brookline Avenue shortly after 1:30 a.m. Sunday and found three people involved in an altercation. Police say the suspect had been in a physical fight with his girlfriend when a friend who was visiting the apartment intervened and put him in a headlock.

Police say the suspect then hit the visitor in the head with a candlestick holder. This person's forearm received lacerations during the incident, and he was treated at Decatur Morgan Parkway Campus for non-life-threatening injuries.

Terry James Light was arrested and charged with third-degree domestic violence at the scene. He was also charged with second-degree assault on Monday. Light was booked into the Decatur City Jail and will be transferred to the Morgan County Jail after the city decides on his domestic violence charge.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2013/09/decatur_man_charged_with_domes.html

Morgan County jail booking photo:

[Montezuma58]

Tungate, Jennifer Nicole (W /F/29) Arrest on chrg of Burglary 2nd (F), at 655 West Point Loop, Somervile, AL, on 9/8/2013.


Parker, Charles Alan (W /M/34) Arrest on chrg of Domestic Violence Iii (M), at 2933 W Lacon Rd, Morgan County, AL, on 7/16/2013.

I'm pretty sure that's an updyke shirt Charles is wearing.