A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[AUChizad]

"Wuts this whirlarld comin' to if you cain't hayet Allbarn in puuuhhblic!?"

His "supporters" that were backing him up were the inbred rednecks who fit the obvious stereotype.

The actual offender was that "other" bama fan type. The ultra-douchey, Gay Talese/Greg McElroy type.

"Let me get my attorney on the phewn".

[Snaggletiger]

Rammer Jammer

[JR4AU]

Jason Dufner ‏@JasonDufner
Unlike most auburn fans I don't have the hate for Bama fans. My wife and most of her family Bama folks. Just asking for some respect.

Well Jason, it's never too late to learn what bammers are really about, or to start hating them.  Asking for respect from bammers?  Come on man!

[AUChizad]

The episode of that TLC show was titled "Stay Classy, Alabama".

Gold!

http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/06/bama_fan_nearly_misses_flight.html

[The Prowler]

It figures...the 5 year old was smarter than the retarded, gay bammer.

[Pell City Tiger]

Police search for suspect in armed hotel robbery



Police are searching for a man who robbed a hotel clerk at knifepoint as her 2-year-old son ate cereal in a stroller nearby.

According to police, a man entered the Royal Inn Suites at 8466 Duralee Lane in Douglasville at about 9:30 p.m. Saturday then asked for a room and rates.

“The clerk was sitting on a couch in the lobby with her young son,” Detective Dedra Sims said.

When the suspect walked in, Panna Patel put her two-year-old son who was in stroller in an apartment where they were living near the lobby. She then began to help who she thought was a customer. A few minutes later, he jumped the counter with a large knife and demanded money in the register. He ran from the scene traveling east on Duralee Lane.

“Her husband’s there, but he was outside,” Sims said. “He didn’t see it until he saw the guy running across the parking lot.”

The suspect possibly got into a tan or beige minivan. He was wearing baggy blue jeans, a black shirt (possibly a sweatshirt), black shoes and an “Alabama” burgundy ball cap. He is described as being 5-foot-8 inches to 6-foot tall and weighing 150 to 160.

Sims estimates him to be in his mid-to-late 20s. An image of the robber was caught on a surveillance camera. This is the first hotel robbery in the past year.

“This is not something that typically happens at hotels,” Sims said.

Patel, a part-time employee, has been working at the hotel for about seven or eight years and didn’t expect to become the victim of a robbery.

“I was sitting on the couch in the office,” she said. “It was just 9 o’clock. Nobody can imagine that its going to happen on this busy day.”

“I really didn’t pay attention,” she said. “I just treat him as a customer.”

Needless to say, she was surprised when the man jumped over the counter.

“I was really afraid,” Patel said.

Her son who was sitting in his stroller nearby eating cereal didn’t appear to realize the danger his mother was in.

“He’s on the side when I take care of the customer,” Patel said. “I was in the office, but he was on the other side by the bathroom.”

After the robbery, she called the police.

“When I call, they came right quick,” Patel said.

As police continue to search for the suspect, it’s business as usual at Royal Inn Suites. But the memory what happened Saturday night, reminds Patel just how quickly a normal day at work can turn into a frightening ordeal.

“I’m still afraid,” Patel said.

 http://douglascountysentinel.com/view/full_story/18769749/article-Police-search-for-suspect-in-armed-hotel-robbery

[Godfather]

http://blog.al.com/live/2012/07/bank_trust_on_cottage_hill_roa.html

Security video shows suspect in Cottage Hill BankTrust robbery

[The Prowler]

http://blog.al.com/live/2012/07/bank_trust_on_cottage_hill_roa.html

Security video shows suspect in Cottage Hill BankTrust robbery

Did you catch how they described the hat ”wearing a white and red hat with an A on the front”...yeah, the editor just couldn't allow Emily Hill to state that he was wearing a uat hat.

[Townhallsavoy]

Did you catch how they described the hat ”wearing a white and red hat with an A on the front”...yeah, the editor just couldn't allow Emily Hill to state that he was wearing a uat hat.

Holy fuck.  You're right.

I can't find anywhere to email Ms. Hill. I think she or someone needs to hear some bitching about this. 

[Token]

Obviously an Atlanta Braves fan.

[Godfather]

Obviously an Atlanta Braves fan.

If y'all hadn't put the dick on top, you could get away with that.

[Kaos]

If y'all hadn't put the dick on top, you could get away with that.

I thought it was a flapping mullet.

[Saniflush]

I thought it was a flapping mullet.

BAM!

[Godfather]

I thought it was a flapping mullet.

Well you just ruined my fark, cause I was going to compare the two logos and make the flapping mullet a dick, but now all I see is a flapping mullet.  So thanks a lot and thank you. 

I got nothin

[Buzz Killington]

I thought it was a flapping mullet.

Looks more nozzle-like to me.

[AUChizad]

Funny how this isn't making the circulation anywhere near to the degree that Liner is for hopping a fence to a public pool and defending his mother being harassed by a cop...

http://outkickthecoverage.com/nick-sabans-daughter-kristen-accused-of-sorority-catfight-beatdown.php

Nick Saban's Daughter, Kristen, Accused of Sorority Catfight Beatdown

Published on: July 11, 2012 | Written by: Clay Travis
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 First came Harvey Updyke killing the trees, then came the Alabama teabagging, and now comes the Triple Crown of Crimson Tide fandom, Nick Saban's only daughter, a former Phi Mu at Alabama is being sued for delivering a beat down of epic proportions. A concusssion, lacerations, and difficulty studying. That's a process of beatings. Think of it as the sorority girl equivalent of the BCS title game, total domination from start to finish.

Somehwere Jordan Jefferson is like, "I feel you Sarah Grimes."

It begins as all sorority catfights do, over a boy. 

Back in happier times Alabama officially announced that Grimes and Saban were sorority sisters. Post-catfight Kristen is no longer a Phi Mu.

Sigh.

How did this civil lawsuit initially come to light? An LSU fan posted it on a message board.

Only in the SEC.

We actually held this for several hours after being tipped off -- after all LSU pranks are notorious for their amazing details -- and reached out to Alabama to see if they had a comment on the civil litigation. So far Alabama has said nothing in response to our emails. When or if the Tide responds to their latest title, we'll update this post with that response.

The big question here -- Nick Saban is worth tens of millions so why didn't he just settle this lawsuit before it went public?

The details according to the complaint?

Well the details are basically mad libs Internet viral: sorority fight, plus the SEC's best coach, plus insane quotes, plus...just read the complaint for yourself.

The best news for Alabama is that the Freeh report comes out tomorrow morning and will help kill the momentum of this story.

But this is enough for Alabama to claim a new crown, your stupidity has officially been topped Kentucky and the Crimson Tide just claimed a new national title.   

Then, well, just read the complaint for yourself.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF TUSCALOOSA COUNTY, ALABAMA
6TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT
CIVIL DIVISION
SARAH GRIMES, )
)
Plaintiff, )
)
VS.
KRISTEN SABAN, )
Defendant. )
COMPLAINT
1. The Plaintiff is over the age of nineteen (19) years; and she is
attending the University of Alabama.
2. The Defendant is over the age of nineteen (19) years; and she is
attending the University of Alabama.
3. In August 2010, Kristen Saban and Sarah Grimes were friends and
sorority sisters.
4. On Saturday, August 28, 2010, Kristen Saban, McKinnon
Moultrie, Hannah Muncher, and Meaghan Williams were playing "power hour"
which is a drinking game on YouTube, where you drink every time the song
changes.
5. Sarah Grimes arrived around 11:00 pm and began playing "power
hour."
6. Around 12:00 a.m., August 29, 2010, Kristen, McKinnon, Hannah,
Meaghan, and Sarah went to the bar called Rounders.
ELECTRONICALLY FILED
6/26/2012 10:39 AM
CV-2012-900538.00
CIRCUIT COURT OF
TUSCALOOSA COUNTY, ALABAMA
MAGARIA HAMNER BOBO, CLERK
7. At the bar, the drinking continued and Kristen's behavior became
more erratic.
8. Kristen had been dating "BV" who was also at Rounder's that
night.
9. Kristen became angry with "BV" because he was not paying
enough attention to her.
10. Kristen, Hannah, and Sarah stayed at the bar until last call when
the lights came on, and Kristen had to sign her tab.
11. The plan was to go back home to freshen up and then go over to a
pledge sister's house.
12. "BV" was also going, so Kristen wanted to go as well.
13. Kristen drove everyone back home where everyone gathered in the
kitchen and had a snack.
14. Kristen became upset with "BV" again, while talking over the
phone.
15. Kristen was lying on the floor next to McKinnon and Hannah
saying how everyone did not understand "how it was" for her and Kristen became
emotional.
16. After Kristen refused to get off the floor after several people had
tried to help her, Sarah looked over at Kristen and said, "Kristen, please just shut
up. We're all sick and tired of hearing it."
17. Kristen jumped up off the floor screaming "No one likes you, you
don't have any friends" and stormed to her room.
18. Sarah was laughing at this point because it was not unusual
behavior for Kristen and made the comment, "You really need therapy."
19. Kristen then screamed at Sarah, "Yeah, because that obviously
worked so well for you!" and then slammed her bedroom door.
20. Everyone in the kitchen was used to seeing Kristen behave this
way, and no one thought much of it.
21. About thirty minutes later, Hannah went to check on Kristen in her
room and closed the door.
22. For the next thirty or so minutes, Courtney, McKinnon and Sarah
were lying in Courtney's bed (across the hall from Kristen's) with the door open,
waiting to go to the Waffle House.
23. Sarah checked her Facebook via her phone and saw that Kristen
had posted a status saying "No one likes Sarah! Yayyyyy!"
24. Sarah showed Courtney her phone, and got up off the bed saying
"I'm done."
25. Courtney cautioned Sarah from confronting Kristen about the
status because of her known violent nature and previous assault on others.
26. Sarah stated to Courtney, "Well if she touches me, I'll kill her."
27. Sarah walked across the hall, with her phone in hand and knocked
on Kristen's door with the palm of her hand saying, "You've got five seconds to
take it off, or I'm going to tell everyone that you punched Daniel (Kristen's
former boyfriend) in the face last week. Try me."
28. Kristen did not respond but opened the door seconds later waving
her phone in Sarah's face, causing Sarah to move backwards towards Courtney's
bedroom door.
29. Kristen was yelling, "I took it off, I took it off!"
30. Sarah responded, "That's fine, but we're done, you're crazy."
31. Kristen immediately used both of her hands and shoved Sarah into
the corner of Courtney's open door, slamming Sarah's head.
32. Sarah defended herself by pushing Kristen into the opposite wall,
saying "Don't touch me."
32. Kristen proceeded to punch Sarah Grimes multiple times in her
head and nose, and to pull Sarah's hair, even though Kristen knew that Sarah had
really bad migraines from a prior head injury from an automobile accident.
33. By this time Meghan, who was outside in the parking lot, heard the
yelling and ran upstairs.
34. Sarah screamed "I'm calling the cops!"
35. Kristen's grip on Sarah's hair prevented Sarah from getting away
and they moved down the hall toward the kitchen as Sarah tried to get away.
36. After multiple blows to Sarah's face, Hannah intervened and tried
to pull Kristen away but was unable to do so due to Kristen's grip of Sarah's hair
and Kristen refused to stop hitting Sarah.
37. The screaming woke up Beth Terry, who immediately jumped in to
help pull Kristen off from behind (Beth's shirt was ripped and stained with
Sarah's blood).
38. It took both Beth Terry and Hannah Muncher to pull Kristen off of
Sarah.
39. Once Kristen stopped hitting Sarah, Sarah saw a large amount on
blood on the wood floor.
40. Sarah looked down and noticed a great amount of blood was
running down her chest and into her bra.
41. Sarah felt her nose and realized that the blood was coming from it.
42. Kristen turned to go back to her room, picking Sarah's phone up
off the floor and throwing it into the wall, attempting to break it.
43. Sarah followed Kristen along with the other witnesses into her
bedroom to talk to her and found her lying on the floor to the left of her bed, with
her eyes closed and crying.
44. When Sarah caught a glimpse of her face in the mirror from her
bathroom, she saw that her temple had swollen to the size of a tennis ball, which
was extremely alarming to Sarah.
45. Sarah kneeled down on the floor next to Kristen and calmly said,
"Open your eyes and look at my face"
46. Kristen slightly sat up, opened her eyes, and Sarah said "I would
never do this to you."
47. Kristen responded, "You grabbed my throat!"
48. Sarah told Kristen that she did that in self-defense because Kristen
had thrown Sarah into the door frame and Sarah had to get Kristen off of her.
49. Kristen's eyes appeared to roll back into her head as if she had just
realized the severity of the situation, and Kristen fell back and started crying
again.
50. Sarah then told Kristen that she (Sarah) needed to go to the
hospital.
51. After Courtney agreed that Sarah needed to get checked out,
Kristen began hysterically crying louder and screaming "I'm going to jail!" over
and over.
52. Sarah went to DCH, the trauma hospital in Tuscaloosa.
53. Sarah was taken to the hospital by Courtney Reigel, Beth Terry,
and McKinnon Moultrie.
54. Sarah reported that she had been assaulted by her friend who had
hit Sarah's face repeatedly with her fists.
55. Sarah also reported that she had been bleeding some from her nose.
56. The emergency physician observed Sarah had a hematoma to the
left side of her face and abrasions were seen on the bridge of Sarah's nose and left
elbow.
57. The physician diagnosed Sarah with an elbow contusion, a
concussion, cervical strain, and headache. Later, Sarah would be diagnosed with
a deviated septum.
58. The emergency physician informed Sarah that her injuries were
very serious and could have been life threatening.
59. The concussion was so bad that it affected Sarah's ability to
concentrate and do her schoolwork.
60. University of Alabama police officers, Tuscaloosa police officers,
and the University of Alabama Dean of Students responded to an assault call at
the DCH emergency room.
61. The officers spoke with Sarah Grimes, Courtney Reigel and Beth
Terry; McKinnon had left the hospital before the police arrived.
62. The officers were told what had happened.
63. The officers observed bruises to Sarah's left eye and took
photographs of Sarah's injuries.
64. Sarah stated that she did not want to have Kristen criminally
prosecuted.
65. The beating was submitted to Judicial Affairs at the University and
Kristen pled guilty.
66. Kristen was ordered to take psychological testing, an anger
management class, and a no contact order was issued between Kristen and Sarah.
67. As a result of the beating and the head injuries Sarah Grimes
sustained by Kristen Saban, Sarah has had repeated night terrors, anxiety, physical
trembling, fears of dying from brain injuries, trouble sleeping, and intrusive
recollections of the event.
68. Sarah also had an increase in her migraine headaches since the
beating.
69. Based on the psychological problems that Sarah incurred from the
beating, she began to see a psychologist for the severe emotional trauma that she
sustained from the beating.
70. On December 27, 2011, Sarah Grimes underwent nasal surgery
with osteotomies and reconstruction.
71. When the doctor performed the surgery, he could see the petition
in the middle of Sarah's nose was deformed, was shifted, and it was a direct result
of the beating that Sarah received from Kristen.
COUNT (ASSAULT AND BATTERY)
72. Plaintiff adopts and realleges paragraphs 1-71, above, as if set out
in full herein.
73. The Defendant Kristen Saban did negligently, recklessly,
maliciously, willfully and/or wantonly assault and batter the Plaintiff.
74. As a result of the beating, the Plaintiff felt physically threatened
and suffered physical injuries, mental anguish, emotional distress, humiliation,
permanent emotional and psychological injury, and other damages for which she
claims compensatory and punitive damages.
WHEREFORE, PREMISES CONSIDERED, Your Plaintiff demands
judgment against the Defendant Kristen Saban for compensatory and punitive
damages in an amount which the Jury finds reasonable and justifiable under the
circumstances, plus costs and interest, but avers that the Plaintiff's claim is for more
than $10,000.00.

 This has gotta be worth at least two national titles, right?

And good luck with that jury trial.

[Saniflush]

I didn't realize his daughter was a Phi Mu.  We had another name for them....


Coke whores.  Just sayin'.

[AUChizad]

[War Eagle!!!]

He was kidding yo, lighten up dog.

But seriously, f_ _ _ the barn...

[AUChizad]

http://www.abc3340.com/story/18984875/prostitution-scheme-turns-violent-with-toddler-present

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Prostitution scheme turns violent with toddler present
Posted: Jul 09, 2012 5:31 PM CDT Updated: Jul 09, 2012 5:31 PM CDT
By Isaiah Harper - email
 
TUSCALOOSA-AL -

Tuscaloosa investigators says a prostitution issue lead to a robbery scam and shooting this weekend with a nine month old boy involved.  They say the victim logged on to one of those dating websites.

"He contacted a female based on her advertisement at a web site, negotiated a sum of money," says Capt. Loyd Baker with the Tuscaloosa Metro Homicide unit.

Police say the woman arranged to meet the man at the Guest Lodge motel off Interstate 59 and McFarland Boulevard.  Once he arrived.  His apparent arrangement for sex took a twist.

"He noticed there was a male in a vehicle outside the hotel watching. He didn't think a lot about it until he went inside. Apparently, the negotiations failed. The female texted someone and the male showed up at the door."

That's when shots were fired and the suspects demanded money.  Police say what's really disturbing is the victim brought his nine month old son along.

"He ran to the bathroom with the child, locked himself in and that's when the suspects fled."

 Bullets missed the little boy, but grazed his father's head.

 Investigators are not only looking into this as a prostitution case but possibly a robbery scam.

 "What we've learned is, some potential robbers use these web sites, that are advertised as prostitution are actually a front for robbery rings, where the Johns will show up and they're robbed of their money and refuse to call the police because they're already involved in illegal activity," explained Capt. Baker

 Police won't say which web site was used, but does not believe the Guest Lodge motel is connected.  They do have leads and believe the same two suspects pulled the same prostitution trick at the same hotel the day before.

  When caught they face charges of attempted murder (for shooting at victim), robbery and prostitution.

   However, police say the victim in the case may be charged with Endangering the Welfare of his own child.