A List of "Isolated Incidents"

AUChizad · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:42:30 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on February 25, 2011, 10:20:14 AM

Chattanooga!!

Wonder if the Free Times Press covered this story?

djsimp · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2011, 12:59:50 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on February 25, 2011, 10:42:30 AM

Wonder if the Free Times Press covered this story?

Sure they did, they just failed to publish it. You know though, that guy looks like he could be B'hams diddy.

The Prowler · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2011, 09:46:55 PM »

He looks like another "hand biter".

The Prowler · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2011, 03:39:28 PM »

Man in Tuscaloosa County is arrested for sexually assaulting a dog. The same guy has been arrested before for suspicion of Arson.

Kaos · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2011, 03:41:55 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 03, 2011, 03:39:28 PM

Man in Tuscaloosa County is arrested for sexually assaulting a dog. The same guy has been arrested before for suspicion of Arson.

So he lit up Fido? That's nasty.

Wonder if the dog filed the complaint? I mean how exactly do you actually get arrested for that?

Did Stabler and Benson break down his door and let Ice T sucker punch him?

AUChizad · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2011, 03:58:51 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 03, 2011, 03:39:28 PM

Man in Tuscaloosa County is arrested for sexually assaulting a dog. The same guy has been arrested before for suspicion of Arson.

Merged.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:10:17 PM »

Tuscaloosa County-The only place animals turn themselves in too animal control for protection.

djsimp · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2011, 06:39:52 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 03, 2011, 04:10:17 PM

Tuscaloosa County-The only place animals turn themselves in too animal control for protection.

The shit is so bad that it has forced the evolution of certain animals into the ability to speak.

AUChizad · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2011, 09:36:57 AM »

Our boy Eric Easley's back in the news.

This time raping humans.

Thought it warranted a bump of this thread.

http://www.fox10tv.com/dpp/news/local_news/mobile_county/wilmer-man-arrested-for-sexual-assault

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:11:37 AM »

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Alabama Claims Domestic Violence National Championship
September 7th, 2011 by Bunkie Perkins ·

The new face of college football domestic violence….PAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL

Rational behavior is not something that is often associated with certain sects of Bama Nation. That lack of rationality becomes heightened during the fall months thanks to the introduction of actual real live Crimson Tide football into the equation. The black and white houndstooth fog that falls over the entire scene makes normal behavior the exception more than the rule. Throw in a full session of day drinking, the potential for mistakes as Alabama breaks in a new starting quarterback, and any and all sharp stabby-like objects that may be within arm’s reach, then you have the recipe for some good old fashioned college football fueled domestic violence.

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HARTSELLE, AL (WAFF) -Morgan County deputies arrested a Hartselle woman after she allegedly stabbed her husband during an Alabama football game.

Deputies were called to 15 Lockhart Road for a domestic assault. When they arrived, the victim, Donald Hicks, was on his front porch.

Hicks had a stab wound on his hand and told deputies that his wife, 54-year-old Kimberly Hicks, stabbed him and locked herself inside the house.

When deputies attempted to contact Kimberly Hicks, they found that she fled the scene on foot through a field. K-9 units tracked Kimberly Hicks’ trail to the road where the suspect may have been picked up in a vehicle.

Donald Hicks refused to go to the hospital and was treated at the scene.

The suspect was later found at a neighbor’s home and arrested for second degree domestic violence.

Officials said both husband and wife had been drinking all day while watching the Alabama football game when the defendant used a kitchen knife to stab her husband in the hand.

Kimberly Hicks was taken to the Morgan County Jail and the knife was recovered.

AUChizad · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:15:46 AM »

Just another "isolated incident"

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:32:09 AM »

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:41:04 AM »

I tole ewe to shut the hail up about that damn black quarterback!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:42:53 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 07, 2011, 11:41:04 AM

I tole ewe to shut the hail up about that damn black quarterback!

An I done tole ewe that he ain't no damn black quarterback. He's a full blooded Cherokee Injin.

GH2001 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 11:42:53 AM

An I done tole ewe that he ain't no damn black quarterback. He's a full blooded Cherokee Injin.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2011, 02:05:39 PM »

What's funny is I heard that on a call in show years ago. They were having a debate over whether racism was involved in the whole Zow and what's his name QB competition. This one caller says...and I promise you he was just as country as I type it....

Caller: "Alabama ain't never had no black startin' quarterback."

Host: "Excuse me, what about Walter Lewis?"

Caller: "Walter Lewis was a full blooded Cherokee Injin"

Host: "Next, we go to Brent in Cullman."

Saniflush · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2011, 02:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 02:05:39 PM

What's funny is I heard that on a call in show years ago. They were having a debate over whether racism was involved in the whole Zow and what's his name QB competition. This one caller says...and I promise you he was just as country as I type it....

Caller: "Alabama ain't never had no black startin' quarterback."

Host: "Excuse me, what about Walter Lewis?"

Caller: "Walter Lewis was a full blooded Cherokee Injin"

Host: "Next, we go to Brent in Cullman."

Nothing says acceptance like "injin".

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2011, 02:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 07, 2011, 02:07:46 PM

Nothing says acceptance like "injin".

At least he twernt nah kneegra.

AUChizad · « **Reply #38 on:** September 12, 2011, 09:58:42 AM »

Merged TW's thread about the Hartselle stabbing.

More appropriate in this thread.

AUChizad · « **Reply #39 on:** September 15, 2011, 01:25:20 PM »

Today's submission:
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/09/doctors_employee_accused_of_ca.html

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Doctor's employee accused of calling in prescriptions for herself while pretending to be her boss
By Keith Clines, The Huntsville Times

DECATUR, Alabama - Police arrested a doctor's employee on two counts of unlawful possession of a controlled substance after they say she called in narcotic prescriptions for herself while pretending to be her boss.

Heather Hogan Clark, 40, of Athens was arrested Friday and transferred to Morgan County Jail under bonds totaling $5,000, police said in a news release.

Police said Clark got 72 hydrocodone pills from the Walgreens pharmacy at 1127 Sixth Ave. S.E. after she phoned in five separate prescriptions for herself. Clark pretended to be Dr. Stephanie Teichmiller, who Clark worked for, each time she called in a prescription, police said.

Teichmiller reported Clark to the police in March, police said. Police in August determined through pharmacy records that Clark had picked up prescriptions for 72 hydrocodone pills between Jan. 24 and Feb. 23, the news release said.