A List of "Isolated Incidents"

[Pell City Tiger]

Not an isolated incident, nor is there any proof that she's a Tide fan, but fuck it...I'm putting this here:

Ohhh shit I think we're dancing with a man
It'll be known throughout the land.
Two boys from Texas danced the jig
with a dude who wore a wig.
We've been dancing with a man

[The Prowler]

Rolando arrested again...

Rolando McClain Arrested Again In Decatur

Posted on: 10:03 pm, April 21, 2013, by Nick Banaszak, updated on: 10:54pm, April 21, 2013

DECATUR, Ala.(WHNT)-Baltimore Ravens linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested again Sunday evening in his hometown of Decatur.

Decatur police confirmed that the former Alabama Crimson Tide All-American has been charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest after an incident at Pines Park.

Eyewitnesses at the scene told WHNT News 19 that police officers had ordered McClain and several other people to leave the park after a large crowd had gathered there. McClain allegedly refused to do so, and began cursing at the officers. Authorities said McClain was eventually handcuffed and taken to the city jail before bonding out a short time later.

McClain was also arrested in Decatur in January when he was pulled over for a window tint violation. Police said McClain gave the traffic officers a false name in that incident. The former Alabama linebacker was also arrested by Decatur police in 2011 on assault and menacing charges. He was later convicted.

The Oakland Raiders released McClain after last season. He was signed by the Super Bowl champion Ravens earlier this year.

http://whnt.com:80/2013/04/21/rolando-mcclain-arrested-again-in-decatur/

[The Prowler]

Inbred bammer dentistry...
*Graphic Warning*









 

[The Prowler]

DEKALB, Miss. (AP) - Three more people will face charges in the April kidnapping of a 6-year-old Kemper County girl.

Kemper County Sheriff James Moore tells WTOK-TV (http://bit.ly/17mbqDP ) that University of Alabama basketball player Devonta Pollard and Joyce Johnigan were arrested Tuesday in Kemper County on a charge of conspiracy to commit kidnapping.

Moore says Shaquayla Johnigan was arrested in Hattiesburg on the same charge.

The child was taken from East Kemper Elementary School around noon April 30. She turned up on a rural road in Enterprise - unharmed - the next day. She apparently was put out of a vehicle there and then knocked on the door of a nearby residence. The homeowner called authorities.

[AUChizad]

Can't wait to read the Josh Moon article about how it's "just another black eye" on the program.

[Token]

I almost made this list today.  Is it too much to ask to come the goddamn beach and not have some shirtless freak doing karate by himself behind me for 2 hours?  If i knew he wouldnt bend me up like a pretzel, I would have called him a pussy.  But because I was certain he knew how to put me in some submission that would cause paralysis, I just let it go. 

[Tiger Wench]

I almost made this list today.  Is it too much to ask to come the goddamn beach and not have some shirtless freak doing karate by himself behind me for 2 hours?  If i knew he wouldnt bend me up like a pretzel, I would have called him a pussy.  But because I was certain he knew how to put me in some submission that would cause paralysis, I just let it go.

Damn, dude.  You have a gun and a badge.  Time for a little misuse of police authority.  He won't be able to do a swooping crane kick with a cap in his ass.

??War Tiger??

[Saniflush]

Damn, dude.  You have a gun and a badge.  Time for a little misuse of police authority.  He won't be able to do a swooping crane kick with a cap in his ass.

??War Tiger??

on a boat?

[AUJarhead]

I almost made this list today.  Is it too much to ask to come the goddamn beach and not have some shirtless freak doing karate by himself behind me for 2 hours?  If i knew he wouldnt bend me up like a pretzel, I would have called him a pussy.  But because I was certain he knew how to put me in some submission that would cause paralysis, I just let it go.

[Montezuma58]

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/06/14/roll-tide-bama-bank-robbery-rips-off-tuscaloosa-teachers-credit-union/

[Montezuma58]

http://www.wsfa.com/story/22961227/80-year-old-hospital-patient-arrested-on-assault-charges?utm_source=buffer&utm_campaign=Buffer&utm_content=buffere0ec3&utm_medium=facebook

[Montezuma58]

http://tuscaloosacounty.myfoxal.com/news/news/165233-three-fires-lead-arson-and-criminal-mischief-arrest

[Townhallsavoy]

I like this Montezuma guy.  Has he had his dog fisted yet?

[GH2001]

I like this Montezuma guy.  Has he had his dog fisted yet?

With his first 3 posts being dirt on bammer felons, I think he may be exempt at this point.

[AUChizad]

That's the way you hit the ground runnin', n00bs.

Bravo. Even bumped an old thread to put these in the appropriate place.

 

[AUChizad]

Since this is the definitive place for stuff like this, it should also be noted that former Alabama students include

Marshall Applewhite - The Heaven's Gate Cult Leader who instructed the mass ritual suicide following the Hale Bop comet.

Timothy Leary - Most famous acid-head/hippie of the 60s

Latrell Sprewell - Most notorious player in NBA history for choking his own coach, threatening to kill him and dragging him backwards by his neck, then 20 minutes later punching him in a seperate accosting. This following two separate violent fights with teammates including attempted assault with a 2x4 and threatening of gun violence. Also made headlines for being charged with reckless driving for his role in a 90 mph accident that injured two people, grounding his million dollar yacht, having two of his homes foreclosed upon, and being prohibited from seeing his children.

Bernie Madoff - Most notorious white collar criminal, possibly of all time. His name is synonymous with Wall Street corruption.

Any others?

[Montezuma58]

Since this is the definitive place for stuff like this, it should also be noted that former Alabama students include

Marshall Applewhite - The Heaven's Gate Cult Leader who instructed the mass ritual suicide following the Hale Bop comet.

Timothy Leary - Most famous acid-head/hippie of the 60s

Latrell Sprewell - Most notorious player in NBA history for choking his own coach, threatening to kill him and dragging him backwards by his neck, then 20 minutes later punching him in a seperate accosting. This following two separate violent fights with teammates including attempted assault with a 2x4 and threatening of gun violence. Also made headlines for being charged with reckless driving for his role in a 90 mph accident that injured two people, grounding his million dollar yacht, having two of his homes foreclosed upon, and being prohibited from seeing his children.

Bernie Madoff - Most notorious white collar criminal, possibly of all time. His name is synonymous with Wall Street corruption.

Any others?

Don Siegelman.

[Montezuma58]

That's the way you hit the ground runnin', n00bs.

Bravo. Even bumped an old thread to put these in the appropriate place.

 

I've got more.  I'll try not to repeat ones that have been posted here before.

One of my favorites:

http://www.northescambia.com/2012/04/jury-trial-recessed-for-molino-pharmacy-underwear-robber

The trial of a Molino man accused of robbing a local pharmacy in 2010 while wearing underwear on his head was delayed Friday over the availability of a witness.
The jury trial of Joseph Daniel Flowers, now 58, got underway Thursday on multiple charges including  robbery with a firearm and several drug possession charges for the September 20, 2010, holdup of Scott’s Pharmacy on Highway 29,
On the first day of the trial, Judge Gary Bergosh denied a defense motion to disallow video of the robbery and denied a defense request for acquittal.  The court was recessed until 8:30 Friday morning.
Over objections by the State Attorney’s Office, a defense motion to delay the trial was granted by Bergosh due to the availability of a key defense witness. Bergosh recessed the trial until Monday morning.
Also on Friday, the defense filed motions to exclude surveillance video. The defense is also asking that evidence and testimony from the trial of Krystal Lynn Collins, the getaway car driver in the armed robbery. Collins was previously found guilty of armed robbery with a firearm and a half dozen felony drug charges. She was sentenced was 25 years in prison.
Flowers allegedly robbed the pharmacy while wearing a bathrobe, slippers, yellow kitchen gloves and underwear on his head. His trial was delayed for months before he was declared competent to stand trial. Flowers is being held  in the Escambia County Jail without bond.

[Montezuma58]

Not sure if underwear was involved in this robbery:

http://www.timesdaily.com/archives/article_c8fb894d-b2d5-5943-b5bf-9fcbe1c5bbd3.html

[Montezuma58]

I don't know the story behind this recent updyke booking but it's definitely an instant classic.

http://mugshots.com/Current-Events/Erik-Kyle-Nichols.65609270.html

Unfortunately he doesn't discuss the arrest on his facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/erikRMFT?fref=ts