"an they done named that sheeup after thuh unieversity, so why couldn't she wear her shirt on it, Paaaawl? I'll hang up an lissen."
Oh, an theyz allsew woooun't let me drag on ma marl-borow on tha sheeup premeesis. Dont they know I's jus' doin it in honer of Shayne? I mean, dont they gotta let-a-fella honor a fallin bruther? I thought dat wuz the law. Aint that the law pawwwl? You mind checkin on that for me?