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Spring turkey season is just around the corner

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Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« on: February 18, 2011, 07:38:54 AM »
and this woman knows how to work a turkey call.

« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 07:41:13 AM by Saniflush »
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 08:33:21 AM »
Looked like she has experience at least, working the hands AND the mouth.
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »
The host and guest faces are priceless
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 09:21:08 AM »
I bet she is a pro using a Shake Weight too.
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 02:08:24 PM »
I bet she is a pro using a Shake Weight too. 

A "Big Jim" model, or do you think she needs the one with voice commands?

http://www.youtube.com/v/B0tVw8_CFMA?fs=1&hl=en_US"
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 03:04:47 PM »
I guess my wife thought she was calling turkey last night  :gig:
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Re: Spring turkey season is just around the corner
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 03:18:09 PM »
A "Big Jim" model, or do you think she needs the one with voice commands?

http://www.youtube.com/v/B0tVw8_CFMA?fs=1&hl=en_US"

Got to have the voice commands just for the realism.
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