You know, of all of Arkansas' opponents, I've never wished anything negative towards y'all, except when we compete against each other, because y'all have always been a classy bunch of phuckers. I came over here to say that I understand that they just weren't trees and offer my support. I consider what the doosh-canoe did to be the same thing as feeding rat poison to Big Red. And, to put it in terms that the d.ick-licking bummers that lurk around here will understand - When you run another man's trot line, don't act all surprised and shemp if you get shot. Some lines are expected to be crossed and some aren't.
With that said, I gotta ask.
...America took the high road as hostilities increased in Europe and got Pearl Harbor....
Really? Bluto was really right when he said the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Before you start telling me to go phuck myself and throw other invectives my way, I get what you're trying to say. It's not really supported by history, but I get that you were extremely angry and blowing off steam at that time.
However, I hope that you will go back and re-evaluate some of the things you've posted in this thread. And even though you say you're only correlating, not comparing, Phuck-butter's actions to Pearl Harbor, because they are both overt acts of aggression, carried out without reasonable provocation, you lose the high ground when you try to insult those trying to reason with you by calling them (and probably me after this) "you freaking Jimmy Carter's and Neville Chamberlains" Before we go any further, I'm gonna ask you to go back and re-read that. I'll wait. Now, does that really make any sense? Jimmy Carter = Neville Chamberlain? Really? Well, getting into that would just hijack this thread, so we'll forge on.
Dude, you're angry, you say you're going to hang onto it, and I'm the last one that will tell you to let it go (oops - didn't mean to tell you how to feel). You also say that you won't retaliate, and I think that's what has clouded your thinking. You need to channel your anger and focus it all on an act of retaliation.
Putting all of your other comments together, the first thing I thought of was you breaking Charlie out of Corcoran and having him stinkhole Al's whole family in front of him, and getting him to go back for seconds on Crimson and Bear, after putting some of those Clockwork Orange eye thingamagigs in his eyes.
But that's probably not practical, so what is? Personally, I don't know. Besides, you phuckers are the mother fathering rocket surgeons. I'm sure one of you OG Damn NASA interns can come up with something that is not only impressive and non-destructive, but also steers clear of drawing the attention of Homeland Security. If not, this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Either way, be sure to write "EAT ME" on the side of your response.
I'm out. I gotta go oil the hinges on my screen door.
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