Tuscaloser police on overtime tonight...

[Tiger Wench]

Bama police keeping vigil at Bear Bryant statue

Auburn police aren’t the only one’s dealing with the poisoning of the Toomer’s Oaks.

A TWER reader on the ground in Tuscaloosa reports that police are using a robotic camera to keep vigil tonight over the Bear Bryant statue outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium, presumably to safeguard against retaliatory vandalism.

Bryant’s statue has recently become a favorite target of Auburn pranks.

Last time we checked, though, you can’t kill a statue.

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge...

[The Prowler]

A blow torch would do the job.

[AUTiger1]

Fuck that statue.  I want the chimes reduced to a heap of crumbled up brick.......still pissed about this.

[Buzz Killington]

I only wish they could regenerate the dead drunk long enough to be gang raped with branches from the Toomer's trees.

[djsimp]

A blow torch would do the job.

No. seriously, check out my findings. Its tons more cheaper and a lot quicker.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/war_damn_eagle/toomers_oaks_poisoned_12638.30.html

This shit will work.

[The Prowler]

No. seriously, check out my findings. Its tons more cheaper and a lot quicker.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/war_damn_eagle/toomers_oaks_poisoned_12638.30.html

This shit will work.

That would work.

The funny thing about SPuat having armed guards patroling their campus is that they think there's anything of importance that can be vandalized.  It's already in a fuckin shithole, it can't get any shittier than it already is.  Someone asked me last night what would be the counter if there is one, I said that I didn't know of anything on that campus worth a shit to counter with.

Lets see...go with Simp's idea, blow out the denny's chime clock, fill in all of their "walk of champions" hand and foot prints with concrete, wait until the day after the A-Day game and cut off Coach belittle's statue right below the waist and right above the feet, then JB Weld it back together showing his proper height at 5 foot nothing....All of the above, wouldn't equal the Tradition of Toomer's Oaks.

[djsimp]

All of the above, wouldn't equal the Tradition of Toomer's Oaks.

And thats the real pisser. Well said Prowler.

[Godfather]

but we are jealous of them...right?  WTF ever!