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Welcome AuburnDad
« on: February 15, 2011, 11:38:10 AM »
Latest member to join.  Post often, prayers....oh, you know the drill. If you don't, you will.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 11:40:01 AM »
He joined a week ago but since I banned the douche' that joined yesterday it defaulted back to him as the last to register.

Feel free to continue your welcoming though.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 11:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 15, 2011, 11:40:01 AM
He joined a week ago but since I banned the douche' that joined yesterday it defaulted back to him as the last to register.

Feel free to continue your welcoming though.

Did you ban a douche?  Why?  We need more douches.  Brian and Taylor aren't near enough.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 11:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2011, 11:42:07 AM
Did you ban a douche?  Why?  We need more douches.  Brian and Taylor aren't near enough.

just the spamming ones
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2011, 12:00:43 PM »
Snaggle cares.
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 01:18:02 PM »
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 01:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 15, 2011, 11:45:17 AM
just the spamming ones
Whew!
I was worried that if you bannded all the douches that you, me and Prowler would have a hard time carrying the board.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2011, 02:02:54 PM »
By "carrying" you really mean "finding a new board to post on" right?
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2011, 02:27:51 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on February 15, 2011, 02:02:54 PM
By "carrying" you really mean "finding a new board to post on" right?

Let's not get into semantics.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 03:12:30 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 15, 2011, 02:27:51 PM
Let's not get into semantics.

Why do you hate jews?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 04:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2011, 11:42:07 AM
Did you ban a douche?  Why?  We need more douches.  Brian and Taylor aren't near enough.
Whatever, I make the women's smell strawberry clean.
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM »
Quote from: AWK on February 15, 2011, 04:24:12 PM
Whatever, I make the women's smell strawberry clean.

Strawberries give me a rash.  I prefer Springtime Fresh.
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 05:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
Strawberries give me a rash.  I prefer Springtime Fresh.
So do the rest off us...a cha cha cha :playoff:
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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2011, 07:09:36 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
Strawberries give me a rash.  I prefer Springtime Fresh.
Hmmmf.  Vinegar and water.  You must be Italian.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2011, 08:13:18 AM »
You know, I can't really imagine a poster with that name fitting in around here...
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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 08:16:04 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on February 16, 2011, 08:13:18 AM
You know, I can't really imagine a poster with that name fitting in around here...

Well not on the surface, but there may be a seedy side we have not yet seen.

Look at Snaggle.  He's a beast when pookums isn't around.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 09:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 16, 2011, 08:16:04 AM
Well not on the surface, but there may be a seedy side we have not yet seen.

Look at Snaggle.  He's a beast when pookums isn't around.

You took the words right out of my mouth...except it's my little pookie wookie snookums.

Sheesh, get it right. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2011, 10:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 16, 2011, 08:16:04 AM
Well not on the surface, but there may be a seedy side we have not yet seen.

Look at Snaggle.  He's a beast when pookums isn't around.

and when she is around? He is nowhere to be found.


I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2011, 10:16:40 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 16, 2011, 10:10:13 AM
and when she is around? He is nowhere to be found.


I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.

You're ghey. And everyone knows it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome AuburnDad
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2011, 10:18:20 AM »
So...he's been a member for a couple of weeks now, and hasn't posted yet?  Is he Yoda's dad?
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