I have arbitrarily decided that we have nine. That's the number I have chosen and the one I am going to begin quoting on a regular basis.
Say it enough and it becomes true. Ole Miss started saying "three national championships" about seven years ago. Before that, they used the actual number: FUCKING ZERO. They've never had one, but have quietly raised three flags in Oxford.
Of course all the fucking media bullshit this year about "53 years since their only.." is going to make my quest harder.