A Little Teaser

[Snaggletiger]

This kid is a farkin' BEAST!!!  Word is, he verbaled to us again.

[Ogre]

I just got off the phone with my inside sources, and they confirm what you're telling us. 

<by 'inside sources', I mean rivals.com, and by 'phone', I mean internet>

[Snaggletiger]

Stop flaunting your massive E-penis in our faces,  Next thing you know, you'll be telling us about some really cool barbecue you went to, where you pressed the flesh with people who really claim to know people and stuff that we don't know but think that we wish we did know.

You bitch

[Ogre]

I wish I could stop flaunting my e-penis, but it is HUGE!  I am hung like Johnny Holmes and Long Dong Silver combined.  I hate it for your wives and/or girlfriends, because word spreads like wildfire that I sasify all the wemens needs.   

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about right now.  It took me 30 minutes just to type this reply (between blowjobs) and I'm about to pass the fuck out.  Word em up. 

Sorry I didn't make sense in this post, but I promise I'll make up for it with a  picture of my buddie's wife naked.  No si=ht

[Snaggletiger]

Well......I'm still waitin' on that pic.

[Ogre]

I wish I could stop flaunting my e-penis, but it is HUGE!  I am hung like Johnny Holmes and Long Dong Silver combined.  I hate it for your wives and/or girlfriends, because word spreads like wildfire that I sasify all the wemens needs.   

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about right now.  It took me 30 minutes just to type this reply (between blowjobs) and I'm about to pass the fuck out.  Word em up. 

Sorry I didn't make sense in this post, but I promise I'll make up for it with a  picture of my buddie's wife naked.  No si=ht

A perfect example of why it's not a good idea to post under the influence. 

[War Eagle!!!]

A perfect example of why it's not a good idea to post under the influence. 

I love the = sign that was supposed to be the "backspace"...funny shit! I have posted under the influence numerous times. The best is seeing the little symbol where you posted something in a thread and have no idea that you have even gone to the thread before...I have done that too!

[Saniflush]

  It took me 30 minutes just to type this reply (between blowjobs) and I'm about to pass the fuck out. 

Who all got blowjobs from you?

[ssgaufan]

Who all got blowjobs from you?

 

[Ogre]

Who all got blowjobs from you?

No one man.  What are you talking about??   

[Saniflush]

No one man.

So it was lots of different men.  No just one.

Got it.

[Ogre]

You know how I roll.  I learned from the best.

<that'd be you, jumbo>

[Thrilla]

but I promise I'll make up for it with a  picture of my buddie's wife naked.  No si=ht

If you have pictures of my wife naked please be to posting.  It's been a long time since I've seen boobs that weren't on a computer screen