I wish I could stop flaunting my e-penis, but it is HUGE! I am hung like Johnny Holmes and Long Dong Silver combined. I hate it for your wives and/or girlfriends, because word spreads like wildfire that I sasify all the wemens needs.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about right now. It took me 30 minutes just to type this reply (between blowjobs) and I'm about to pass the fuck out. Word em up.
Sorry I didn't make sense in this post, but I promise I'll make up for it with a picture of my buddie's wife naked. No si=ht