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« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2011, 07:37:01 AM »
WOOOLY BOOGIE.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2011, 09:11:39 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2011, 09:31:48 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on February 07, 2011, 08:20:13 PM
My related story.

I visited a friend in San Diego a few summer's back.

One of their friends we were hanging out with all weekend was half black.

We went to the beach one day, where there was a party of sorts. Beer pong, etc.

One guy shows up, takes his shirt off and has "White Pride" tattooed across his back.

My jaw dropped expecting shit to go down. No one made mention of it.

I finally asked the half black dude "Is that just ok here?"

He was like "Meh, doesn't bother me. He's proud of his heritage."

In Alabama, you wouldn't survive 10 minutes on a public beach with "White Pride" written on your back.

And it might be another white dude that kicks your ass for it.

Why does he have to be half black and not half white?  Das Raciss....
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2011, 09:32:47 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 09:11:39 AM
Dabbie is not happy!

Show us your face Clayton.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2011, 09:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 08, 2011, 09:32:47 AM
Show us your face Clayton.
He divorced his wife you know.
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« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2011, 09:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 09:53:56 AM
He divorced his wife you know.

They all STANK!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2011, 10:01:45 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 09:53:56 AM
He divorced his wife you know.

What was the reason?
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« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on February 08, 2011, 10:01:45 AM
What was the reason?

Ask Sani, I believe he knows
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« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2011, 10:04:31 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 10:03:20 AM
Ask Sani, I believe he knows

Sani? I want someone to tell me why Bigsby divorced his wife dammit...
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« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2011, 10:06:25 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 10:03:20 AM
Ask Sani, I believe he knows

Well I know it but I don't think I can say it.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2011, 10:17:28 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 08, 2011, 10:06:25 AM
Well I know it but I don't think I can say it.



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« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2011, 10:37:58 AM »
Pussies
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« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2011, 11:01:09 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on February 08, 2011, 10:37:58 AM
Pussies
I believe he divorced his wife because she liked African American Men. ;)
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« Reply #53 on: February 08, 2011, 11:04:54 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 08, 2011, 11:01:09 AM
I believe he divorced his wife because she liked African American Men. ;)

Oh...I thought the answer was naggers...
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Re: His name is Toby...
« Reply #54 on: February 08, 2011, 11:13:28 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 08, 2011, 10:06:25 AM
Well I know it but I don't think I can say it.




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« Reply #55 on: February 08, 2011, 11:26:12 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 08, 2011, 11:13:28 AM



I've told everyone in the office to leave me alone while I finish a brief (And check the X) My secretary just peeked in to find out what was so damn funny about writing a brief.
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« Reply #56 on: February 08, 2011, 11:27:14 AM »
Okay, what just happened?
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« Reply #57 on: February 10, 2011, 06:07:12 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 08, 2011, 10:06:25 AM
Well I know it but I don't think I can say it.




I would like to use this time to issue a warm welcome to all of our new recruits.  Please do no let the previous posts scare you away.
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« Reply #58 on: February 10, 2011, 06:10:17 PM »
Quote from: cripkilla on February 10, 2011, 06:07:12 PM

I would like to use this time to issue a warm welcome to all of our new recruits.  Please do no let the previous posts scare you away.

You are a racist mother fucker...Get your god damned racist mind on other shit dude. This is 2011 for christs sake. Have you not evolved at all????
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« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2011, 06:12:19 PM »
Quote from: cripkilla on February 10, 2011, 06:07:12 PM

I would like to use this time to issue a warm welcome to all of our new recruits.  Please do no let the previous posts scare you away.

Back from writing on the sidewalks at the Quad already, fuckstick? 

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/02/students_faculty_react_to_raci.html

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