His name is Toby...

[Kaos]

Ok.  I know that I'm fighting the heavy sleep that is being induced by wonderful medication right now, but holy shit am I'm lost.  It's like I'm trapped in a bad episode of the twilight zone while I'm eating meth brownies.  What the fuck is going on here?  Is this an Auburn fan?  Is this a Bama fan?  Is this a Bama fan pretending to be an Auburn fan?  Is this an Auburn fan, who's pretending to be a Bama fan, who's pretending to be an Auburn fan?  Does you're = your?  I don't know?

I'm just going to post a bunch of emoticons and try to figure this shit out on the morrow.

 

Here are the facts as we know them:

1) Alabama has a long history of racist behavior that dates back to the 60s and continues unabated.
2) Your president and SGA president had to TODAY issue statements condeming racist behavior.  This on top of about a dozen racially-charged incidents over the last few years including Old South parades, racial slurs painted on office doors, etc.
3) The Alabama athletic department is a criminal organization.  They cheat in blatant and obvious ways. It's absolutely disgusting to the rest of the league to watch that shit continue.  Given the heightened intensity of the rivalry, you can bet your ass that's going to come back on you sooner or later.  It's only a matter of time.  The UA administration and the shady ass REC think they're the mafia, but even the mafia can be broken.  They WILL be broken.
4) Bama fans are the least intelligent of any fanbase in the country.  They're arrogant, douche-drinking fuckwaters.   If the fanbase wasn't so monstrously moronic on the whole, you'd think the douchebags who showed up here today were fake.  Unfortunately, they're representative of the majority.

[cripkilla]

I'm not relaying any bama board rumors at all.  Simply came here to rebut an openly racist and classless post and immediately became besieged because of my low post count. 

I've got more than enough to say to discuss any aspect of sec football that this circle jerk of a forum can even come up with.  While the bandwagon grows, I'm still waiting on one other Auburn alum to come along and stand up for what kaos originally posted.

Does anybody else want to openly stand behind that slave joke?

[cripkilla]

Here are the facts as we know them:

1) Alabama has a long history of racist behavior that dates back to the 60s and continues unabated.
2) Your president and SGA president had to TODAY issue statements condeming racist behavior.  This on top of about a dozen racially-charged incidents over the last few years including Old South parades, racial slurs painted on office doors, etc.
3) The Alabama athletic department is a criminal organization.  They cheat in blatant and obvious ways. It's absolutely disgusting to the rest of the league to watch that poop continue.  Given the heightened intensity of the rivalry, you can bet your ass that's going to come back on you sooner or later.  It's only a matter of time.  The UA administration and the shady ass REC think they're the mafia, but even the mafia can be broken.  They WILL be broken.
4) Bama fans are the least intelligent of any fanbase in the country.  They're arrogant, douche-drinking phukwaters.   If the fanbase wasn't so monstrously moronic on the whole, you'd think the douchebags who showed up here today were fake.  Unfortunately, they're representative of the majority.

Did it really take you like 6 hours to research and come up with those 4 weak points?
The dial up slooooooooooow tonite.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I'm not relaying any bama board rumors at all.

Okay. Prove what you're saying with material evidence.  Otherwise, you've failed here.

Simply came here to rebut an openly racist and classless post and immediately became besieged because of my low post count.

Low post count is the weakest sauce defense of all time.  Again, an uber-failure on your part.

I've got more than enough to say to discuss any aspect of sec football that this circle jerk of a forum can even come up with.

Was that english?

While the bandwagon grows, I'm still waiting on one other Auburn alum to come along and stand up for what kaos originally posted.

Does anybody else want to openly stand behind that slave joke?

I think you're the one that's lacking anything of substance to back-up.  This is a problem for you.  Not all of us.

[djsimp]

cripkilla, RMPL, you would find out much more about people and their stances without passing judgment. Talk about a pot calling the kettle black. Also...

that this circle jerk of a forum can even come up with

...bring your shit big boi, hang out for a while and you'll get a good read on circle jerking. Can we can def make you the pivot point.

As for the "forums" that you supposedly saw the quote from Kaos, how about giving us links bitch. I am signed up with a couple different Auburn sites and have not seen this quote once.

Hey GH, does this not remind you of several of the "undercover" members at the AUC?

[Kaos]

I'm not relaying any bama board rumors at all.  Simply came here to rebut an openly racist and classless post and immediately became besieged because of my low post count. 

I've got more than enough to say to discuss any aspect of sec football that this circle jerk of a forum can even come up with.  While the bandwagon grows, I'm still waiting on one other Auburn alum to come along and stand up for what kaos originally posted.

Does anybody else want to openly stand behind that slave joke?

Not low post count, douchemonger.  You were "beseiged" due to a low IQ.

[The Prowler]

I'm pretty sure everyone here realizes that there is racism all over the South...so, what's this topic about again?  Is it suppose to be about a white guy calling a black guy McNurra while he's walking around the crapstone?  I'm with you Token, birmingham is making it quite confusing, especially with his eight grade debating skills that he must've received at the "university of auburn".  Or, he learned it in his mom's basement, idk.

[Godfather]

Go back to that shit house forum you call tidesportscom...dumbass!

[Kaos]

I'm pretty sure everyone here realizes that there is racism all over the South...so, what's this topic about again?

For the record, I have found in my travels that racism is actually more pronounced outside the south. 

When I was in Arizona we took a desert tour.  Enjoyable.  At one point during the trip the guide asks me what's "the breakdown" back in Alabama.

Breakdown?

Yeah, there are tons of "negrahs" in Alabama, right?

I don't know, probably 40 percent or less I'd guess.  Depends on where you go. 

Well we don't have that problem out here.  Only about 2% black in the whole state of Arizona. and most of them play for the Cardinals, Suns and D'backs.

Oh. Really?  What's your illegal alien population? 

Silence. 

Alabama just has that reputation due to the firehoses back in the day.  When UA has to apologize for slurs, when the KA Old South Party rolls by black sororities for taunting purposes (and gets sued), when racist slams are painted on doors in the admin building, and so on... it just perpetuates the stereotype. 

Much as when gasbag doucheclowns like crimpdulla and that other legal luminary show up spouting their troll nonsense it perpetuates the stereotype of dumbfuck bama fans.   

[JR4AU]

For the record, I have found in my travels that racism is actually more pronounced outside the south. 

When I was in Arizona we took a desert tour.  Enjoyable.  At one point during the trip the guide asks me what's "the breakdown" back in Alabama.

Breakdown?

Yeah, there are tons of "negrahs" in Alabama, right?

I don't know, probably 40 percent or less I'd guess.  Depends on where you go. 

Well we don't have that problem out here.  Only about 2% black in the whole state of Arizona. and most of them play for the Cardinals, Suns and D'backs.

Oh. Really?  What's your illegal alien population? 

Silence. 

Alabama just has that reputation due to the firehoses back in the day.  When UA has to apologize for slurs, when the KA Old South Party rolls by black sororities for taunting purposes (and gets sued), when racist slams are painted on doors in the admin building, and so on... it just perpetuates the stereotype. 

Much as when gasbag doucheclowns like crimpdulla and that other legal luminary show up spouting their troll nonsense it perpetuates the stereotype of dumbfuck bama fans.

Boston, Chicago, and Detroit are some of the most segregated cities there are, and full of folks that are plain openly racists against blacks.  I've met them, and heard many say similar things to what Kaos experienced. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Boston, Chicago, and Detroit are some of the most segregated cities there are, and full of folks that are plain openly racists against blacks.  I've met them, and heard many say similar things to what Kaos experienced.

And yet, they all vote democrat.

[djsimp]

Go back to that shit house forum you call tidesportscom...dumbass!

I think he needs some help.

[JR4AU]

And yet, they all vote democrat.

Which is typical.  Many democrat gun grabbers also own guns...they simply believe the unwashed masses aren't smart enough to own them.  Democraps are famous for "do as I say, not as I do". 

[AUTiger1]

Alabama just has that reputation due to the firehoses back in the day.

Had someone from up north ask me where I grew up.  I told them in North Alabama, right outside of Scottsboro, I got in response.  "Scottsboro? As in the Scottsboro Boys." and then a weird stare.  I tired to explain that it was nothing like that at all in today's times, but to no avail. 

[The Prowler]

I'm still trying to figure out why crimp is up in arms about his University being racists.  Apparently he never saw the article on the black guy that was running for the SGA President having Swastikas painted on his car parking space.

[AUChizad]

My related story.

I visited a friend in San Diego a few summer's back.

One of their friends we were hanging out with all weekend was half black.

We went to the beach one day, where there was a party of sorts. Beer pong, etc.

One guy shows up, takes his shirt off and has "White Pride" tattooed across his back.

My jaw dropped expecting shit to go down. No one made mention of it.

I finally asked the half black dude "Is that just ok here?"

He was like "Meh, doesn't bother me. He's proud of his heritage."

In Alabama, you wouldn't survive 10 minutes on a public beach with "White Pride" written on your back.

And it might be another white dude that kicks your ass for it.

[wesfau2]

For the record, I have found in my travels that racism is actually more pronounced outside the south. 

This...

Boston, Chicago, and Detroit are some of the most segregated cities there are, and full of folks that are plain openly racists against blacks.  I've met them, and heard many say similar things to what Kaos experienced. 

This...

And it might be another white dude that kicks your ass for it.

...And this.


There are ridiculous racists everywhere.  The South carries the banner for them, unfairly or not.  We have our share as well.  There are, in my own personal experience, rednecks (read: confederate flag-waving, country music-loving, mullet-sporting, mouth-breathers) everywhere.  I found the highest concentration in rural Ohio.

[Buzz Killington]

I found the highest concentration in rural Ohio.

...and 99.9% of them are tOSU fans.

[Kaos]

...and 99.9% of them are tOSU fans.

OSU, Oklahoma and Alabama fans are essentially interchangeable.  Complete idiots.   

[djsimp]

OSU, Oklahoma and Alabama fans are essentially interchangeable.  Complete idiots.

The Army will teach a lot. I have seen the same and mostly in these states but I would add Missouri to the mix.