His name is Toby...

Kaos · « **on:** February 06, 2011, 02:46:03 PM »

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/02/university_of_alabama_presiden.html

Dear Kuntajuiro,

Your name is Toby now.

Signed,
Nick Saban, Massa
University of Alabama Football

cripkilla · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2011, 02:59:51 PM »

Dear dumbass,

Remember this?

http://www.blackwebportal.com/wire/DA.cfm?ArticleID=392

Please kindly shut the phuck up

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:01:09 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 02:59:51 PM

Dear dumbass,

Remember this?

http://www.blackwebportal.com/wire/DA.cfm?ArticleID=392

Please kindly shut the phuck up

I didn't even know we could change the message icon to a thumbs down.

cripkilla · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:07:02 PM »

It's only to be used in the most extreme circumstances.

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 02:59:51 PM

Dear dumbass,

Remember this?

http://www.blackwebportal.com/wire/DA.cfm?ArticleID=392

Please kindly shut the phuck up

Dear fuckhole.

Do you seriously want to discuss ancient history?

Signed,
You're an idiot

cripkilla · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:24:40 PM »

no, no, no dumbass... that is recent history. Ancient history goes a little further back. Recent history is taught at high schools. You usually don't hear a whole lot about ancient history until you reach the university level. So I completely understand your confusion on the subject.

And btw... if anything will bring out of state recruits to our fine school, re-posting pics of George Wallace will.

Go upstairs and ask your mother if she misses me.

CCTAU · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:49:00 PM »

Alpha Phi Alpha responds:

"Whatever, Honkey!"

No suspensions are expected at this time.

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:00:21 PM »

Hey crip, your dog is requested in Jumbos presence at this time. Even a gangtas dog gets fisted.

The Prowler · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:01:42 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 03:24:40 PM

no, no, no dumbass... that is recent history. Ancient history goes a little further back. Recent history is taught at high schools. You usually don't hear a whole lot about ancient history until you reach the university level. So I completely understand your confusion on the subject.

And btw... if anything will bring out of state recruits to our fine school, re-posting pics of George Wallace will.

Go upstairs and ask your mother if she misses me.

This post sounds Birminghamish.

cripkilla · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:18:42 PM »

Nothing birmingham about it..... i try to stay as far away from Jefferson county as possible at all times, lest I get caught up in the middle of a gambling, sewage, bingo, corruption sting.

Juvenile posters like kaos who post here from the community dial-up connection through the local half-way house/work-release server bring the overall class level of this forum to a new low.

The constant race-baiting (Toby? are you serious with that analogy) and the use of as many 'phucks' as possible are a clear sign of a poster in his (or her) early 20s that still lives at home with mom (dad got the hell out of there looooong ago) and has the trigger hair hostility of a daily pot smoker who can't get his dealer to beep him back.

While he's drooling on his boner watching his playstation 2 flash LOADING, LOADING, LOADING, the rest of us lead normal lives. We go to work.... act rationally.... and represent the University of Auburn with dignity and pride.

It's time to move on/grow the hell up mr. kaos. Your posts have been quoted in many forums all over the web today and made us all look a little worse.

And yes that was an excellent debate you put up on "ancient" history earlier.

So is your mom home yet?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:28:58 PM »

Wow...can you get any farther out in left field? How about, shut the fuck up and read the board a little so you'll at least sound like you have some clue what you're talking about. You're trying too hard.

The Prowler · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2011, 10:28:58 PM

Wow...can you get any farther out in left field? How about, shut the fuck up and read the board a little so you'll at least sound like you have some clue what you're talking about. You're trying too hard.

See? Birminghamish.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:32:22 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 10:18:42 PM

Nothing birmingham about it..... i try to stay as far away from Jefferson county as possible at all times, lest I get caught up in the middle of a gambling, sewage, bingo, corruption sting.

Juvenile posters like kaos who post here from the community dial-up connection through the local half-way house/work-release server bring the overall class level of this forum to a new low.

The constant race-baiting (Toby? are you serious with that analogy) and the use of as many 'phucks' as possible are a clear sign of a poster in his (or her) early 20s that still lives at home with mom (dad got the hell out of there looooong ago) and has the trigger hair hostility of a daily pot smoker who can't get his dealer to beep him back.

While he's drooling on his boner watching his playstation 2 flash LOADING, LOADING, LOADING, the rest of us lead normal lives. We go to work.... act rationally.... and represent the University of Auburn with dignity and pride.

It's time to move on/grow the hell up mr. kaos. Your posts have been quoted in many forums all over the web today and made us all look a little worse.

And yes that was an excellent debate you put up on "ancient" history earlier.

So is your mom home yet?

Ooooooh....I get it. You are posting negative shit but it should be all good because you are pretending to be an Auburn fan.

Keep up the good work!

CCTAU · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:49:21 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla link=topic=12523.msg173980#msg173980

University of Auburn....â€¦

That sums it up!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:00:23 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 10:18:42 PM

bring the overall class level of this forum to a new low.

This is where the already failed attempt went UBER-fail.

cripkilla reminds me of the kids back in high school who just got their hands on their first NWA cassette. Back when it was almost black market type shit.

cripkilla · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:05:13 PM »

I am clearly more than prepared to debate both of you two 3rd generation sword fighters

When either one of you can prepare an eight grade response to one of my posts, we might be able to have a discussion. But as long as you continue to respond with funny pictures and one sentence responses, I'm afraid we really aren't going to get anywhere.

Let's diffuse this hostility with some continued discussion of the topic at hand. Cyrus.... Still can't believe we lost him. Tigers Unlimited really dropped the ball on this one. Maybe if they had gotten the legendary Ms. Superhead rather than the jayleno chinned Natalie Nunn, Cyrus might have been more impressed. I mean seriously, doesn't anybody on the TU board read mediatakeout. Everybody knows Natalie's a has been and she's just plain ugly.

Ball players today like beckys. They want some jumpoffs with class. They don't just want to blow they back out. I mean c'mon.... I thought this was common knowledge.

More beckys would have brought Cyrus to Auburn.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:08:25 PM »

Quote from: cripkilla on February 06, 2011, 11:05:13 PM

I am clearly more than prepared to debate both of you two 3rd generation sword fighters

When either one of you can prepare an eight grade response to one of my posts, we might be able to have a discussion. But as long as you continue to respond with funny pictures and one sentence responses, I'm afraid we really aren't going to get anywhere.

Let's diffuse this hostility with some continued discussion of the topic at hand. Cyrus.... Still can't believe we lost him. Tigers Unlimited really dropped the ball on this one. Maybe if they had gotten the legendary Ms. Superhead rather than the jayleno chinned Natalie Nunn, Cyrus might have been more impressed. I mean seriously, doesn't anybody on the TU board read mediatakeout. Everybody knows Natalie's a has been and she's just plain ugly.

Ball players today like beckys. They want some jumpoffs with class. They don't just want to blow they back out. I mean c'mon.... I thought this was common knowledge.

More beckys would have brought Cyrus to Auburn.

So. You come in looking for debate of an eighth grade level, by throwing out second grade bama board rumors?

Ouch. Talk about your knives to a gunfight scenario.

Good luck.

Kaos · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:15:22 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on February 06, 2011, 11:00:23 PM

This is where the already failed attempt went UBER-fail.

cripkilla reminds me of the kids back in high school who just got their hands on their first NWA cassette. Back when it was almost black market type shit.

He reminds me of the pimple-faced cumspots who would make random phone calls to talk shit. But not say a damn word when anybody was around.

Fuck this troll.

Token · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:15:49 PM »

Ok. I know that I'm fighting the heavy sleep that is being induced by wonderful medication right now, but holy shit am I'm lost. It's like I'm trapped in a bad episode of the twilight zone while I'm eating meth brownies. What the fuck is going on here? Is this an Auburn fan? Is this a Bama fan? Is this a Bama fan pretending to be an Auburn fan? Is this an Auburn fan, who's pretending to be a Bama fan, who's pretending to be an Auburn fan? Does you're = your? I don't know?

I'm just going to post a bunch of emoticons and try to figure this shit out on the morrow.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:20:17 PM »

Quote from: Token on February 06, 2011, 11:15:49 PM

Ok. I know that I'm fighting the heavy sleep that is being induced by wonderful medication right now, but holy shit am I'm lost. It's like I'm trapped in a bad episode of the twilight zone while I'm eating meth brownies. What the fuck is going on here? Is this an Auburn fan? Is this a Bama fan? Is this a Bama fan pretending to be an Auburn fan? Is this an Auburn fan, who's pretending to be a Bama fan, who's pretending to be an Auburn fan? Does you're = your? I don't know?

I'm just going to post a bunch of emoticons and try to figure this shit out on the morrow.

Agreed. Mr. Killa is quite unimpressive, to say the least.