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Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:46:25 PM »
That's 2pm CST, Taylor...

Ok?

TWO PEE EM.

Be sure to hang up and listen.

Guess what the first question from some bammer media mouthpiece will be?
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 02:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2011, 02:46:25 PM
Guess what the first question from some bammer media mouthpiece will be?

What does the top of Saban's head look like?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 02:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2011, 02:46:25 PM
That's 2pm CST, Taylor...

Ok?

TWO PEE EM.

Be sure to hang up and listen.

Guess what the first question from some bammer media mouthpiece will be?
What day?
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 02:50:50 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 03:03:35 PM »
I like how they have the Championship trophy on the table as well.  Little salt in some wounds.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2011, 03:04:45 PM »
I like how they have the camera on while they set up.

BTW They can ask about Cyrus all they want Chizik can't talk about him, until he signs.
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 03:05:41 PM »
Dang. It's 12 minutes after. How long does it take to put on a ha....


« Last Edit: February 02, 2011, 03:11:34 PM by CCTAU »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2011, 03:12:48 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 02, 2011, 03:05:41 PM
Dang. It's 12 minutes after. How long does it take to put on a ha....

Chiz says STFU... he's on the fucking phone with somebody...
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 03:15:38 PM »
Please everyone. Bring your 4,552 cell phones to the podium now.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 03:19:18 PM »
Give the damn reporters mics so we can hear the freaking questions... I HATE that!
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 03:20:16 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2011, 03:19:18 PM
Give the damn reporters mics so we can hear the freaking questions... I HATE that!

I like it better this way. 

I can make up my own questions.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 03:20:27 PM »
FUCK.  Even Chiz says In-REE-Kay
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 03:38:47 PM »
Hmmm. Nothing about Cyrus.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 03:39:46 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 02, 2011, 03:38:47 PM
Hmmm. Nothing about Cyrus.

Can't talk about a recruit until they are signed.  He's technically still a prospect at this point, even though he's verbally committed.
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 03:42:24 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper on February 02, 2011, 03:39:46 PM
Can't talk about a recruit until they are signed.  He's technically still a prospect at this point, even though he's verbally committed.

I know. I was hoping to hear, "we just got that in a moment ago".
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 04:03:31 PM »
The man is a master of coach speak.
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 04:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2011, 04:03:31 PM
The man is a master of coach speak.

Yes, but is he a master debater?
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 04:06:03 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on February 02, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
Yes, but is he a master debater?

Or a cunning linguist?
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 09:40:35 PM »
Without Kouandjio....This class is Great, with Kouandjio....It's Awesome.
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Re: Chiz NSD Presser at 2pm
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 11:15:54 PM »
Chizik knows what to say when the mics are on. He doesn't say shit to make you cringe. Unlike some dumbasses who become soundbites from now until forever.
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