I think I'm going to go turn my car on for an hour, and then crank up my lawnmower and just let it run. Next I'll turn on every light in the house, run the dishwasher, do a couple loads of laundry and nuke some food in the microwave. Then I'm going to take all the trash in my house and dump it into the river. I'll probably defecate in the river while I'm there.
Should be a good time.