I am guessing Chad. That's who it sounds like. The sentence is put together way too well for it to be Prowler...
I don't remember writing it, but it's highly possible.
I still feel that way.
HOWEVER, after all the braying about how Saban was going to lock up our own state, and it would be impossible for any Auburn coach to ever compete with him for the in-state battle when you factor in tradishun, etc., AND add to that the fact that when Chizik was hired many, especially the media, had decided that Auburn lose 100% of their head-to-head battles with Alabama...it's funny to point out that Chizik is indeed "waxing that ass" in the in-state recruiting battle.