Roberson has committed to....

[Token]

Back when Shula was coaching Alabama, a lot of info came to light that forced Alabama to pull offers left and right.  You know, because we didn't want them anyway.

[Snaggletiger]

Back when Shula was coaching Alabama, a lot of info came to light that forced Alabama to pull offers left and right.  You know, because we didn't want them anyway.

Well, when you're rolling 5 deep and all...

[Kaos]

Well, it is what it is and yes as of yesterday, both he and the coaches were on the same page. Whatever it was, the coaches didn't like the poop and pulled the kids offer. The dude that reported this want tell the reason but he says it isn't good. You know who I am referring to, just so you know. AUSportstalk.

Yes.  The page of I'm coming and you're glad. Now the page is "I might not be" and THAT'S what the coaches didn't like. 

Jeezah Cristo. 

Oh you want to date other people?  Well FUCK YOU BITCH!  I'm breaking up with your ass.  So there! 

[GH2001]

Yes.  The page of I'm coming and you're glad. Now the page is "I might not be" and THAT'S what the coaches didn't like. 

Jeezah Cristo. 

Oh you want to date other people?  Well FUCK YOU BITCH!  I'm breaking up with your ass.  So there!

Pretty much. Except he told em one thing and did another. We called his bluff. Again, if he 100% doesn't want to wear the Auburn uniform, then buh bye. I'm for one glad to see the coaches take this stance. Same with Drew. Childish mind games can go somewhere else.

[Kaos]

Pretty much. Except he told em one thing and did another. We called his bluff. Again, if he 100% doesn't want to wear the Auburn uniform, then buh bye. I'm for one glad to see the coaches take this stance. Same with Drew. Childish mind games can go somewhere else.

No problem there.  But the cryptic "something came to light" posts make it sound like they found out the kid has orangutan herpes or something.   

[War Eagle!!!]

Yes.  The page of I'm coming and you're glad. Now the page is "I might not be" and THAT'S what the coaches didn't like. 

Jeezah Cristo. 

Oh you want to date other people?  Well FUCK YOU BITCH!  I'm breaking up with your ass.  So there!

I think it is more, "We really need one more corner in this class, and we want it to be you. But we need to know right now because we have this other guy waiting, and if you don't want to come play with us, it's ok, but I need to know now."

"Coach, I am coming. No need for a back up plan."

"Great, we will plan on you coming in and then not taking any more corners."

Now Roberson tells a reporter that he is not 100% committed and that he will "decide" tomorrow.

"Well, Marcus, we told you. We can't wait for tomorrow because we have to have someone. Good luck to you."

[GH2001]

I think it is more, "We really need one more corner in this class, and we want it to be you. But we need to know right now because we have this other guy waiting, and if you don't want to come play with us, it's ok, but I need to know now."

"Coach, I am coming. No need for a back up plan."

"Great, we will plan on you coming in and then not taking any more corners."

Now Roberson tells a reporter that he is not 100% committed and that he will "decide" tomorrow.

"Well, Marcus, we told you. We can't wait for tomorrow because we have to have someone. Good luck to you."

Nailed it.

[JR4AU]

Nailed it.

Yep, like a ten dollah ho!

[Snaggletiger]

No problem there.  But the cryptic "something came to light" posts make it sound like they found out the kid has orangutan herpes or something.

Roberson fucks primates?  Damn.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Roberson fucks primates?  Damn.

Isn't that how AIDS started?

[djsimp]

No problem there.  But the cryptic "something came to light" posts make it sound like they found out the kid has orangutan herpes or something.

Thats not what I meant. Damn, I keep forgetting your ass back on the forum dissecting the hell out of people words. Damn it man. Anyway, I'm just a messenger. The way I read the message was that Roberson lied about some shit, the coaches said nevermind we have a kid that wants this scholly because you apparently don't want to be here. What WE!!! said.

[djsimp]

Roberson fucks primates?  Damn.

I think you and GH are on the same page.

[Snaggletiger]

We don't need none of them monkey fuckers at Allbarns.  You get a couple ah them types in here and for you know it, all of em's havin' that monkey sex.  Let his ass go tah Flardah or Tennysee or someplace like at where that kind of goin's on is aiight. 

[djsimp]

We don't need none of them monkey fuckers at Allbarns.  You get a couple ah them types in here and for you know it, all of em's havin' that monkey sex.  Let his ass go tah Flardah or Tennysee or someplace like at where that kind of goin's on is aiight.

They are all hanging off the ball sacks and peeling back bananas.

[Tiger Wench]

No problem there.  But the cryptic "something came to light" posts make it sound like they found out the kid has orangutan herpes goat AIDSor something.

I know you have been gone a while, so I will correct this for you... this time.

The official disease of the X is goat AIDS. 

And he got it from Thayer Evans.

[Snaggletiger]

I know you have been gone a while, so I will correct this for you... this time.

The official disease of the X is goat AIDS. 

And he got it from Thayer Evans.

I just dropped a killer Schad. I'm 7 pounds lighter.

[djsimp]

I just dropped a killer Schad. I'm 7 pounds lighter.

After all this beer and Mexican food, I will probably have the Schads in the morning.

[Snaggletiger]

After all this beer and Mexican food, I will probably have the Schads in the morning.

Holy Thayer, take some Pepto.

[djsimp]

Holy Thayer, take some Pepto.

That Schad will fuck my Thamel up for the rest of the day