At the end of Season 2 and with the intent to stick around to maybe see what happens in Season 3, it's time to give out some Walkies, the Walking Dead version of the Oscars.
The Walkie for Worst Parent of the Apocalypse goes to...
Lori.
How many times is she going to let that twat nosed brat of hers wander around without supervision? If there's a zombie infestation I'm sticking close by my kids.
The Walkie for Biggest Plot Lapse goes to...
Herschel.
Two weeks ago he said he had a bunker big enough for everybody and supplies stocked away for weeks. So when the herd advances on the farm he fails to remember this safety zone? Brilliant.
The Walkie for Circuitous Advancement goes to ...
Shane.
Going to kill Rick, so you walk him around in a big ass circle and lead him right back into view of the fucking farmhouse? No. You kill him in the woods, leave his body and you damn sure don't talk about it first. Pop. Done. Walker got him Lori, now slide out of them jeans. Badly scripted, though the moonlight backdrop was pretty.
The Walkie for Biggest Daffy Duck Moment goes to...
Carl.
Never have I hated a child in a show more than I loathe this one. I spend half of every episode urging one character or another to "shoot him, shoot him now." And then in my head I hear Daffy Duck telling Fudd "shoot him, shoot him now" in that classic Bugs Bunny cartoon. I laugh for no reason and people think me insane.
The Walkie for Worst Artificial Racism goes to
Darryl.
Had to drop in a line about Asian drivers this week to remind us that Darryl is still a redneck. Rednecks like nothing better than making fun of Asians, Jews, Foreigners.
Sort of hate that the entire second season was apparently nothing more than a drawn out preview for Season 3. But now we've got hooded black chicks with walkers in chains. That gives me hope because Tito now has a romantic interest and the slave zombies seems like a cool way to resolve that issue.