..but I thought he wanted to spend time with his family?

[Saniflush]

Now get your seven foot asthmatic ass back here before  I tell everyone what a little bitch you were about Panda bear or Paddamama or whatever the hell her name was....Oh Jeez, he's crying.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. C'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just - just. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I...I love you too.

[JR4AU]

I didn't make shit up...all of what I said was truth.

Opinion is always true, but can be manufactured to fit your own feelings. 

[djsimp]

Opinion is always true, but can be manufactured to fit your own feelings.

I have told my wife this more than once.

[Buzz Killington]

I didn't make shit up...all of what I said was truth.

We're done with you.  Now go back to the golf course and work on your putz.

[Token]

We're done with you.  Now go back to the golf course and work on your putz.

Speaking of golf, I shot a fucking 10 on a par 3 yesterday.  It may be the worst hole I've played since I started taking golf seriously. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Speaking of golf, I shot a phuking 10 on a par 3 yesterday.  It may be the worst hole I've played since I started taking golf seriously.

That's why I stopped taking golf seriously and only play on courses that involve windmills.

[Godfather]

Speaking of golf, I shot a fucking 10 on a par 3 yesterday.  It may be the worst hole I've played since I started taking golf seriously.

Were you night putting?   You know putting at night.

[Saniflush]

With the 15 year old daughter of the dean?

[Jumbo]

With the 15 year old daughter of the dean?

Mitch Cumstein.