New Auburn Bar: Three Heismen

[AUChizad]

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/01/local-entrepreneurs-looking-to-build-brand-around-the-tigers-success-with-3-heismen/

This go round, Auburn's good fortunes only took six weeks to inspire a local restaurant.

It took the 1972 Iron Bowl a couple of years to get a restaurant (The Blocked Punt), and about 35 years to get another (17-16).

But the new sum total of Auburn’s stiff arm legacy wasted little time inspiring local entrepreneurs looking to build a brand around the Tigers’ recent gridiron success.

3 Heismen Sports Cantina will soon open on N. College Street downtown in the space adjacent to Cheeburger Cheeburger that formerly housed ill-fated Greek restaurant-sports bar hybrid Calypso. Owners are steering the restaurant, which will have a muted Heisman Trophy theme, for a Super Bowl Sunday opening. They’re also considering changing the restaurant’s name to simply Heisman’s so as to not excite the grammatical fascism that breeds in sports bars (but insist “Heismen” to be the correct pluralization for the gimmick they’re going for).

Three cheers for the first idea.

I guess after our fourth Heisman, they can change the name.

I kind of like just "Heisman's", which also plays off the fact that he coached at Auburn. This is a fact that we don't play up enough, in my opinion.

[Buzz Killington]

I wonder if they will have nachos?

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I guess after our fourth Heisman, they can change the name.

But that wouldn't sound like 3 wise men.

[Snaggletiger]

But that wouldn't sound like 3 wise men.

Egg-Zack-Eatery

[Tiger Wench]

I wonder if they will have nachos?

I hear their wings kick ass.

[AUTiger1]

Just gonna have to rename it in two years when Dyer wins his.

[djsimp]

I hear their wings kick ass.

I'm hearing that new CamBoSulli Burger is the shiznit too.

[Buzz Killington]

I hear their wings kick ass.

and they make an awesome Jack and Coke.

[Tiger Wench]

and they make an awesome Jack and Coke.

And a perfect Sapphire and tonic...

[Godfather]

I heard they are going to have 180,000 different menu items

[djsimp]

I heard they are going to have 180,000 different menu items

I'm thinking they should have a Joe Schad table.......right next to the front door or the bathrooms.

[Tiger Wench]

I'm thinking they should have a Joe Schad table.......right next to the front door or the bathrooms.

Thayer Evans has a permanent table next to the urinal, just a toe tap away from glory.

[djsimp]

Thayer Evans has a permanent table next to the urinal, just a toe tap away from glory.

These are some great ideas if I was owner of the joint.

[Buzz Killington]

And a perfect Sapphire and tonic...

with a splash of cola

[Townhallsavoy]

I think there should be three stalls and each toilet bowl should have a picture of Pete Thamel, Thayer Evans, and Joe Schad right where the poop goes down. 

[Godfather]

I think there should be three stalls and each toilet bowl should have a picture of Pete Thamel, Thayer Evans, and Joe Schad right where the poop goes down.

Where does the poop go after it goes down?

[Snaggletiger]

For breakfast this morning, I had a two eggs and turkey sausage.  Plus, I had one of my patented protein shakes made with vanilla yogurt, banana, peanut butter and chocolate protein powder.  By the time I got to work it was all mixed together and rumbling in my belly so I grabbed a Sports Illustrated and went to the Thamel.  When I was finished, I looked down and screamed "Holy Thayer, that's one big Schad."

[Godfather]

« Last Edit: Today at 04:31:58 PM by Snaggletiger »

Seriously...you had to edit that?

[Snaggletiger]

Seriously...you had to edit that?

Couldn't decide what sounded better, Holy Schad or Holy Thayer.  I think Holy Schad sounds best but then dropping a Thayer doesn't pass the smell test.  Thoughts?

[djsimp]

Couldn't decide what sounded better, Holy Schad or Holy Thayer.  I think Holy Schad sounds best but then dropping a Thayer doesn't pass the smell test.  Thoughts?

Dropping a Schad def, or maybe "he has the Schads".