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Coach Chizik speaks

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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 04:43:52 PM »
Chop has lots of man love for Roof.

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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2011, 04:54:21 PM »
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It's like you're in my head.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2011, 01:14:53 AM »
I never came back to this thread until now.  Holy Shit.  Funny. 
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2011, 01:41:18 PM »
What's funny is after Chop fist bumped Coach Roof, his fiance looks like she said something like, "I thought you hated his guts".
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2011, 02:04:29 PM »
What's funny is after Chop fist bumped Coach Roof, his fiance looks like she said something like, "I thought you hated his guts".

It looks more like she is biting her lip.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 02:05:42 PM »
Holy shit.  Holy shit.  People walking down the hall are stopping and staring at me crying laughing in my office...

I think he needs to be holding something in his hand too...
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 03:15:34 PM »
Holy shit.  Holy shit.  People walking down the hall are stopping and staring at me crying laughing in my office...

I think he needs to be holding something in his hand too...

Let us gingerly touch tips.

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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 03:27:52 PM »
Oh. My. Jesus. 

It was a good spot for SECCG Tiger Walk.  Funny stuff.

Kaos,

I sat in section 113 Row 10....on the Auburn end zone goal line.  I was nowhere close to the Oregon end zone.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 03:29:03 PM »
Diet Dr Pepper hurts when it goes shooting out of one's nose. 

Just sayin'...
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 03:31:22 PM »
Let us gingerly touch tips.



Damn, thats why is she is biting her lip. I just can't help but think of the battle b/w Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2011, 03:34:09 PM »
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2011, 03:36:58 PM »
Kaos,

I sat in section 113 Row 10....on the Auburn end zone goal line.  I was nowhere close to the Oregon end zone.

I'm serious.  You have an exact twin.  About an hour before kickoff we were wandering through there and the guy haggling with the usher was your clone.  He was asking her over and over if he could get back down there with his ticket.  Beyond that, dude was with a blonde chick.  I didn't pay her a great deal of attention, but she fits the parameters of the girl in this video with you.

Was somewhere around section 140 or 141.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2011, 03:39:13 PM »
I'm serious.  You have an exact twin.  About an hour before kickoff we were wandering through there and the guy haggling with the usher was your clone.  He was asking her over and over if he could get back down there with his ticket.  Beyond that, dude was with a blonde chick.  I didn't pay her a great deal of attention, but she fits the parameters of the girl in this video with you.

Was somewhere around section 140 or 141.

I hear ya...  My fiancé was at home in Greenville.  I just met some friends out there.

The Ruby pic is a good one...  :thumsup:
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« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2011, 04:31:16 PM »
I hear ya...  My fiancé was at home in Greenville.  I just met some friends out there.

The Ruby pic is a good one...  :thumsup:

Yeah, his fiance was home so he just met, "Some Friends" out there. 
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2011, 04:33:59 PM »
Yeah, his fiance was home so he just met, "Some Friends" out there.
At least some people have balls to make it to the game...ahem....
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2011, 04:39:51 PM »
At least some people have balls to make it to the game...ahem....

To your credit, you did make 1 out of 14. 
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2011, 04:40:32 PM »
Actually, that's a better percentage than Barbee's guys shoot.
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2011, 04:48:20 PM »
To your credit, you did make 1 out of 14.


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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2011, 04:52:02 PM »
At least some people have balls to make it to the game...ahem....

You leave Snaggle alone. He is MARRIED...which means he gets constant blowjobs and sex anytime he wants....and if he only has supervised visitation with his balls....well, that's a small price to pay.

Isn't it?
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Re: Coach Chizik speaks
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2011, 04:58:57 PM »
You leave Snaggle alone. He is MARRIED...which means he gets constant blowjobs and sex anytime he wants....and if he only has supervised visitation with his balls....well, that's a small price to pay.

Isn't it?

That was a shot, wasn't it?
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