Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

We had...

djsimp

  • *
  • 13967
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: We had...
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 10:26:56 AM »
On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

Damn, thats gonna leave a mark.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 10:29:01 AM »
I can tell you this, don't waste your time going to to Olde Ale House.  That place blows mountain goat cock.  No food, no cold beer, very limited on liquor.   

On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

The Ale House sucked but Smokes Beer and Package totally rocked. No Sapphire, but Jose Gold will do in a pinch.  Have not seen so much MD20, Andre and Boones Farm packed into one cooler since... well... since my days as a student at Auburn University... I had flashbacks.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 10:33:59 AM »
I can't believe we didn't take any pictures.

There was one picture...

« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 10:36:00 AM by Tiger Wench »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Re: We had...
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 10:37:59 AM »
On second thought it should be fine for Hollywood marines.

Well no wonder you didn't like it.  Having to hump up a fucking mountain to get a drink?  Next time, pick a place that's on flat ground.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22912
  • Bofa
Re: We had...
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 10:40:17 AM »
I actually called them to order some beer for you guys, but they don't take phone orders.

Thanks for the thought anyway.  They probably just didn't have anyone to take orders over the phone.  They were out of every damn thing else.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22912
  • Bofa
Re: We had...
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2011, 10:42:11 AM »
You are as hot as Gene Chizik.*   All you need is a leather jacket.



*after a few Buzzaritas, anyway...

Well, aren't you just as sweet as moonshine ice cream!!!

Wait, what?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2011, 10:43:27 AM »
Well, aren't you just as sweet as moonshine ice cream!!!

Wait, what?

Moonshine apple, pie, darlin'.  But I appreciate the thought.  You gonna get my weddin' dress at the Goodwill?  If so, don't be bringing it home to the single wide in no damn garbage bag!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22912
  • Bofa
Re: We had...
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2011, 10:52:09 AM »
Moonshine apple, pie, darlin'. 

Yeah, but I like ice cream better than apple pie.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2011, 10:55:57 AM »
Yeah, but I like ice cream better than apple pie.

I don't care what you say, just as long as you keep your promise to say it...

You, my friend, are a funny drunk.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 14000
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: We had...
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2011, 11:11:19 AM »
There was one picture...

Ron has to be narcoleptic.  That guy can't stay awake to save his life.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: We had...
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 11:15:21 AM »
Ron has to be narcoleptic.  That guy can't stay awake to save his life.
I do believe that one was fixed.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 11:16:18 AM »
I do believe that one was fixed.

It's a tradishun.  Also a liberal application of 20 year old seat cushion.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

AUChizad

  • Female Pledge Trainer
  • ***
  • 19523
  • Auburn Basketball Hits Everything
Re: We had...
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 11:20:17 AM »
I was as drunk as they were when they called me, so I probably just sounded confused.

And I was trying to make it to the CAKE concert about that time, the multitasking of which probably made me sound even more confused.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2011, 11:22:05 AM »
I was as drunk as they were when they called me, so I probably just sounded confused.

And I was trying to make it to the CAKE concert about that time, the multitasking of which probably made me sound even more confused.

We didn't notice any difference, really.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

AUsweetheart

  • ***
  • 1407
  • 13....LOL
Re: We had...
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 11:25:34 AM »
You are as hot as Gene Chizik.*   All you need is a leather jacket.

Is our clown passing out cigarettes?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
A national championship is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: We had...
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 11:26:44 AM »
It's a tradishun.  Also a liberal application of 20 year old seat cushion.

I actually think we have a new record for emptying the Papa Bert.  There was just three of us and it was empty in 45 minutes.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: We had...
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 11:36:30 AM »
Is our clown passing out cigarettes?

Only if he's drunk.  And he is.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44742
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: We had...
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 11:49:29 AM »
Kwerstion....sorry if a I missed it in another thread...actually, I'm not sorry.  Bugger off and give me the info I crave.

Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

ssgaufan

  • ***
  • 4123
  • WDE!!!
Re: We had...
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 11:52:12 AM »
Kwerstion....sorry if a I missed it in another thread...actually, I'm not sorry.  Bugger off and give me the info I crave.

Where were some of the guys that missed the event Saturday?  I don't recall seeing Josh Bynes, Darvin Adams or Wes Byrum.  Come to think of it, no Antoine Carter or Mike Blanc.  All Star games?  Too hungover?  Jail?

Gettin laid. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44742
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: We had...
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2011, 11:52:43 AM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."